Michelle

Karaoke junkie with a love for slow jams and whiskey.

[Michelle @OxenCox]

Every time I take @lyft the gps directs the driver incorrectly. I’m not picked up at my location and it takes the long way to get to my destination. Every single time. I’m getting really tired of navigating for you.

[Michelle @OxenCox]

@TravelingJess What?! Hilarious.

[Michelle @OxenCox]

@angryasianman What the… this looks so fucking rad. I have goose bumps.

[Michelle @OxenCox]

@theferocity Wow. This was so powerful. I am sad you had to write it.

[Michelle @OxenCox]

@jonnysun I have a queen that I report to. It's her. Every time.

[Michelle @OxenCox]

@Jbrekkie L'oursin. Il Nido.

[Michelle @OxenCox]

@MelechThomas @deray Not all heroes wear capes.

[Melech. @MelechThomas]

Vital Information was classic.

[Dan Price @DanPriceSeattle]

Dick's burgers in Seattle just upped its minimum wage to $19. It gives workers free health care, 3 weeks paid vacation, 50% 401(k) match and $9,000 for tuition/childcare.

Its basic burger costs $1.80.

But I was told that paying people a living wage would make burgers cost $20?

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

History has shown that when you start taking away people’s rights, stuff starts getting a LOT more real. Fast.

[Michelle @OxenCox]

@TravelingJess I am having a huge bowl of soup.

[Michelle @OxenCox]

@angryasianman This is some Mr. Tumnus nonsense. He calves are probably sweating!

[Michelle @OxenCox]

@angryasianman Ugh. I'm upset all over again. Poor Glenn.

[Michelle @OxenCox]

@VanStreefkerk Hello Em on Dearborn. They are a viet coffee shop.

[Michelle @OxenCox]

@_ikalil It is a testament to your strength as a teacher. My condolences. I hope you get back to screaming at your students soon.

[Michelle @OxenCox]

In the vaccination waiting room and there are people that can't be bothered to wait the full 15 min. Sit down and shut the fuck up. Stop arguing with these poor workers trying to save your life.

[Michelle @OxenCox]

@TravelingJess Seriously! Spider salad. Barf.

[Michelle @OxenCox]

@TravelingJess Nooooooooooo!!!

[Michelle @OxenCox]

@angryasianman He obviously needs to learn this lesson the hard way. The Army ain't nothing to fuck with.

[Michelle @OxenCox]

@BerrakBiz Her fur is glorious!!!!!