Interim Lane Kiffin

Your tinfoil-hat-wearing Uncle who drinks and sleeps late - I disagree with you - Manning Family Consigliere - "Asshole" - RIP Gregg Allman - Network Bagman

[Interim Lane Kiffin @OxfordBooze]

I, too, dabbled in Libertarianism in college, but it’s a crazy person philosophy. It’s great economically, but there’s a lot missing. They make some great points that are consistent with my conservative view points, but aren’t close to consistent with reality in other points.

[Interim Lane Kiffin @OxfordBooze]

There is nothing better or worse than a $30 postmates Sunday.

[Interim Lane Kiffin @OxfordBooze]

3 tips to tell if your friends are doing drugs in the bathroom!

1) They don’t invite you
2) They yell LFG exiting said bathroom
3) Their hat was facing frontward entering the bathroom, but facing backward after exiting said bathroom

Stop by my profile for more tips and tricks!

[Interim Lane Kiffin @OxfordBooze]

Thanks Dave! Perfect way to know which athletes are douches and scumbags without doing any due diligence!

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Emergency Press Conference - I just started a NCAA marketing firm and landed our first athlete. Introducing Adelaide Halverson. Welcome to the fam!

Throw Adelaide a follow…

https://t.co/OL0gvSgmwG

[Jake Thompson @JakeThompsonOn3]

Daniel Cummings was released from Parchman on Thursday after serving 14 years of his 20-year sentence in the killing of former UPD officer Robert Langley in 2006. https://t.co/0eSQkSKcAn

[Interim Lane Kiffin @OxfordBooze]

@NellyD15 I feel like that isn’t quite as impactful as douchebag. Also, I feel like some women pride themselves on being “betches,” and refer to themselves as such. Nobody aspires to be a douche or calls themself that endearingly.

[Interim Lane Kiffin @OxfordBooze]

Is there a female equivalent word for women acting like douchebags? Or is it just douchebag?

[Interim Lane Kiffin @OxfordBooze]

Anybody else think early 2000s Diane Lane (see: Under the Tuscan Sun) was a total babe?

[Interim Lane Kiffin @OxfordBooze]

@pey_diddy It’s never worked for me, but I’m hoping that it works out for you and I get it a full report after the fact.

[Interim Lane Kiffin @OxfordBooze]

You can call it what you want, but I call it Messin’ with the Kid.

[Interim Lane Kiffin @OxfordBooze]

Is there a cut off for when somebody should stop posting wedding pictures? I get doing it a few times, but multiple per week for two years straight and almost nothing besides wedding pictures is just excessive. Make a scrap book, drink wine, & pretend you’re happy like my Aunt.

[Interim Lane Kiffin @OxfordBooze]

I really hate lawyers (my family is full of them), but it is time for the Trump Campaign to call in every fucking lawyer available to contest this bullshit.

[Interim Lane Kiffin @OxfordBooze]

The fucked up thing is I know what RBG did for women and I really appreciate that, and I’m praying for her family. I really am. That’s all I’ve seen from y’all too. But when Scalia died, it was acceptable to make jokes and celebrate his death. I’m fucking tired of this division.

[Interim Lane Kiffin @OxfordBooze]

@RossBjorkAD just a quick reminder that you are not good at your job, almost nobody likes you (except your wife, who seems lovely), and you ruin every campus you touch. Hope you’re doing well!

[Interim Lane Kiffin @OxfordBooze]

Do y’all realize I had 5,000+ followers at one point and lost 1,200 in 15 minutes backing up President Trump? Wouldn’t do it any other way.

[Interim Lane Kiffin @OxfordBooze]

5 years after college, I can’t decide if the idea of 18 year olds trying to maneuver 11am kickoffs is a good idea. Creates great planning skills, but also creates great planning skills. By “great planning skills,” I mean drinking till 4, waking up at 8, and drinking more. All day

[Interim Lane Kiffin @OxfordBooze]

“Are you ready pledge” had a completely different meaning back in my day...

[Ole Miss Alumni @OleMissAlumni]

❤️💙 We're READY to do our part to help keep our beloved @OleMissRebels campus safe this semester! ARE YOU READY? #HottyToddy #ImReady

Take the Pledge ➡️ https://t.co/3FRDgmYYO8

[Interim Lane Kiffin @OxfordBooze]

Going to the lake can be fun, but I don’t get how people do it every fucking weekend. Damn lake people...

[Interim Lane Kiffin @OxfordBooze]

I've kept my mouth shut since 2012, but Matt Luke needs to go. Was a horrible O-Line coach and assistant.

[Interim Lane Kiffin @OxfordBooze]

@GsonJW I laughed out loud at this

[Interim Lane Kiffin @OxfordBooze]

It’s that time of day you have to put pants on for 5 minutes so your Postmate doesn’t call the police when you open your door.