Austin Oxner 🌐

#RuhRah Insta: @austinoxner If there are no dogs in heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.

[Austin Oxner 🌐 @OxnerAustin]

Damn, brunettes will get more and more blonde in their hair until they’re just not attractive anymore

[Austin Oxner 🌐 @OxnerAustin]

I love to dance, but the amount of dancing I do depends on how good the Dj is

[Austin Oxner 🌐 @OxnerAustin]

Greenwood is full of the most inbred, pathetic drivers I’ve ever been around

[Austin Oxner 🌐 @OxnerAustin]

Damn, it must be nice.

[Austin Oxner 🌐 @OxnerAustin]

Why did people make doodles when there’s literally curly coated retrievers?

[Austin Oxner 🌐 @OxnerAustin]

The Latina working at Panera is 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[Austin Oxner 🌐 @OxnerAustin]

I don’t want your friend, girl I wanted you 🔥😮‍💨

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[Austin Oxner 🌐 @OxnerAustin]

@TheRoyalSerf I would literally kill them both.

[Austin Oxner 🌐 @OxnerAustin]

It would be cool to have a president that didn’t kiss the wall…

[Austin Oxner 🌐 @OxnerAustin]

@DHSgov This tweet smells like bitch

[Austin Oxner 🌐 @OxnerAustin]

“My pockets infinite castle”

[Austin Oxner 🌐 @OxnerAustin]

@FerrinsThoughts Creating animals

[Austin Oxner 🌐 @OxnerAustin]

Hell yeah! I don’t like privacy or anything like that. Yeah. Sweet.

[Austin Oxner 🌐 @OxnerAustin]

I’m so afraid of the next text I’m going to get 😪

[Austin Oxner 🌐 @OxnerAustin]

That dog has had so many dads 🤣

[Austin Oxner 🌐 @OxnerAustin]

Yes Mark, get psychotic! 👹 #Invincible

[Austin Oxner 🌐 @OxnerAustin]

I luv your girl

[Austin Oxner 🌐 @OxnerAustin]

Being wide isn’t having ass

[Austin Oxner 🌐 @OxnerAustin]

Every day I meet a new idiot behind the wheel in this town