Nordas Jasson

[Nordas Jasson @Oxy_Jordan]

Diabetes is some real hood shit. #losinfeetonthastreetz

[Cuss Mustard @3n3rgy_turtl3]

Hip Hop Bible: The book of Lil' John in his letters to the Eastside Boyz. "And on the fourth day The Lord sayeth "Stop, whoa den wiggle wit"

[Nordas Jasson @Oxy_Jordan]

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[Nordas Jasson @Oxy_Jordan]

@Juan_Golbezze also you can cut a hole in it to put your dick through, then furiously masturbate and insist you are just looking for change.

[Downtown Scrotal Mountain @ColtonsAss]

Twerkin' hard or hardly twerkin'?

[Cuss Mustard @3n3rgy_turtl3]

My perfect day is a sub par handy and a "That's So Raven" marathon

[Nordas Jasson @Oxy_Jordan]

@easymcclure bitchin

[Nordas Jasson @Oxy_Jordan]

I'm going to create an amputee porn site called porn stub.

[Nordas Jasson @Oxy_Jordan]

I'm pretty sure that handy wipes were initially designed for masturbatory clean up.

[Nordas Jasson @Oxy_Jordan]

The music video for gigolo is a deleted scene from drumline.

[Nordas Jasson @Oxy_Jordan]

@PHiLaVaNiLa you coming over tonight?

[Travis Graves @saxophonegraves]

She asked me to say the 3 words every girl wants to hear, so I whispered "I play saxophone" in her ear.

[Nordas Jasson @Oxy_Jordan]

My polar pop just laid down some sick beats whilst I was walking.

[Nordas Jasson @Oxy_Jordan]

My test taking ability is exactly like my sex life. I'm always the first one done and I don't do very well.

[Nordas Jasson @Oxy_Jordan]

Its all about less morals. Winner takes all and bangs the sixteen year old.

[Nordas Jasson @Oxy_Jordan]

David bowies hair will get you high as fuck.

[Nordas Jasson @Oxy_Jordan]

Turns out the exact color name for the paint at jarrods is r kellys doo doo butter.

[Devon Newson @NewsOnDevon]

Are Humans born with the ability to disco finger-point?