Boluwatife

Shipbroker

[cici💛 @shezzzz_weird]

Kai you guys are not getting it…

At least power will be returned to the people and he will be voted out
Aso rock isn’t any body birth right …

[Don Jay of Arsenal @Donjaytrix001]

You people lie a lot on this app

The Unmarried Men in Nigeria that have drivers are not up to 200

And Walahi you girls on Twitter have access to None

[just me @Justus1m1]

Congratulations to Mr Peter Obi, Nigeria’s next president !!!

[Emmanuel Echeta @PenTitan]

You dey carry "death sentence"
But you want car as a push gift

[Ejiro Peters @ejirogh3ne]

This cannot be the new normal mehn.
Under what capacity? What manner of fuckery is this?

[Raheem Palmer @iamrahstradamus]

I went on a date earlier this year with a woman who told me she wouldn’t have kids with a guy who wasn’t a millionaire. I asked was 500k enough? 700k? 800k? 900k? She emphatically said no, a millionaire. She worked retail at a department store. This is just where we are in society now & social media is making people lose their minds in regard to dating “preferences”.

[𝗦𝗵𝗮𝗹𝗼𝗺'𝘀 𝗨𝗻𝘀𝗮𝗳𝗲 𝗦𝗽𝗮𝗰𝗲 @shalomunspace89]

There are over 400 female billionaires in the world, and none of them could set up a company that produces free tampons and pads? And you're here blaming men for having to pay? And let's follow your logic: how are men spreading STDs but are still incels at the same time?...

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

this is literally adult daycare 😭

[Jahir Sheikh @jahirsheikh8]

ok dumb question...

if password managers store all my passwords in one place,

isn't that just one hack away from losing everything? 😭

[The Quiet Engineer @tQuietEngineer]

There are two completely different species working in tech:

1. The backend engineer losing his hairline debugging a broken production deployment at 9 PM.

2. The 'day in the life at Google' influencer whose entire sprint consists of eating 4 free meals, grabbing free merch, answering 2 emails, and filming an aesthetic reel in the office mirror.

Somehow they both had to pass 5 rounds of LeetCode Hard to get there.

[Renaissance ⚔️ Morio @RamzZy_]

It exists, but the crown rotates so everyone can bear the weight leadership. Richard Rohr in his book, “Falling Upward” noted less men are going to church because they hate sitting down to be lectured that’s why in most counsel of elders, men sit in a circle & contribute equally.

[Morris Monye @Morris_Monye]

So we spent N15 trillion (with a T) for a shortcut from Ibeju-Lekki to VI?

Do you guys know what N15 trillion (with a T) is

That’s more than Tomy Elumelu and Otedola’s wealth put together for a shortcut from Ibeju Lekki to VI

[fimlex @fimlex2]

Even woman de shocked how her fellow woman de think 😭😭😭

[Tobi @Tobicods]

A lot of things we adjust to or see as normal in this country are actually national crisis and need urgent response tbh.

The bad governance of Apc didn’t just collapse the economy but also our mental state.

[shaka ⚡️ @shxkxbabu]

even in your imagination, you are fantasizing a dysfunctional family 💔

[MumZee✨🇳🇬 @_DebbieOA]

The day I knew those girls were crazy, was the day they were all talking about Ochanya, I wasn't even active and when I came online, I was just tweeting away, I didn't know there was a matter on the TL.

Next thing I started seeing "so mummy Zee has nothing to say on the Ochanya matter abi, and she's a mother too".

Wo, I was speechless.

You tell me to stay away from matters and still call me to contribute again, I never knew I held such influence.

Drag me for my thoughts and drag me for my silence too??

Eti ya werey o.

[Megha Singh @Humanoholic]

What's something that instantly tells you someone reads books.

[wande @blaccmajek]

Mummy Zee dey misyarn like everybody else, but the way una dey react to her own misyarn different from how una dey react to other people own. First, una go mention her husband, her children, how she make money, and everything else about her life. It’s almost like you people believe she should never speak again because you donated money to her.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Pregnancy ❌️
Death sentence ✅️

Push gift ❌️
Death row reward ✅️

Gender reveal ❌️
Capital punishment sentencing ✅️

[Vonn @itsthewealth4me]

I tried to tell people, digital footprint is very real

What happens inside certain companies, was never meant to be public knowledge

There is a reason it wasn't for decades, now many people are going to pay the price (in addition to companies being greedy) but this helps