Joel Zerr

Hawaiian print everything, exclusively

[Joel Zerr @Oyster_Stu]

Who should you preach the Gospel to first? Yourself. Every day.

[Joel Zerr @Oyster_Stu]

@executivegoth I'm still not done grieving #LongMayHeReign

[Joel Zerr @Oyster_Stu]

@SpearsCharles

Rainy today like
Tears. This haiku is sad like
Soggy cold french fries

[Joel Zerr @Oyster_Stu]

@emtothea @earman34 I love you Tom but it's #Laurel

[Joel Zerr @Oyster_Stu]

I never thought the day would come when I'd describe a Barry Manilow song as a banger... but here we are
https://t.co/snOGblAh0k

[Joel Zerr @Oyster_Stu]

@NewYorker
Think I'll have Chick-fil-A for lunch

https://t.co/f1HUnzkMbA

[Joel Zerr @Oyster_Stu]

@pixelscapes "Has no idea how to hold a baby" This happened to me a month ago. Yep, wizard

[Joel Zerr @Oyster_Stu]

Traveled out of town for work and forgot my wallet which led to driving significantly slower and since no one accepts Apple Pay around here, I'm eating a dry salad...

[Joel Zerr @Oyster_Stu]

@spatters21 Shoes. Always go with shoes, Sarah

[Joel Zerr @Oyster_Stu]

So grateful for a boss who's unafraid to be my toughest critic. When I told him I wanted to be great he made me a promise to make it happen. And by God, he is going to keep that promise.

To that end, I'm exhausted.

[Joel Zerr @Oyster_Stu]

@IbibioSound @theneedledrop

[Jemele Hill @jemelehill]

When you’ve overslept for Easter service, and your Momma busts through your bedroom door

[Joel Zerr @Oyster_Stu]

The Good DM ™ always pre-wards good player behavior

[Joel Zerr @Oyster_Stu]

Administered my first audiometric evaluation today.

I talk too loudly into the microphone.

[Joel Zerr @Oyster_Stu]

@ZJSchmidt I can't Amen hard enough

[Joel Zerr @Oyster_Stu]

I just finished my spaghetti and did NOT get any on my primarily white shirt

[Mar-a-Lago Robbie ([email protected]) @checarina]

Antidepressant or Tolkien character?

🔹Azafen
🔹Bergil
🔹Celebrían
🔹Círdan
🔹Clédial
🔹Desyrel
🔹Edronax
🔹Elendil
🔹Elronon
🔹Erestor
🔹Eskalith
🔹Finarfin
🔹Haldir
🔹Istinil
🔹Minalcar
🔹Nardil
🔹Narmacil
🔹Narvi
🔹Norval
🔹Orophin
🔹Prothiaden
🔹Sintamil

[Joel Zerr @Oyster_Stu]

@nowthisnews My face reading about sliced ketchup

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@ProductiGhoul @samriegel This is fantastic

[Joel Zerr @Oyster_Stu]

Dog sitting these two goobers for the weekend