OzzyCat

I'm Oz, and I'm cute.

[OzzyCat @OzzyCat]

sharpening claws on big long box propped up against the wall-- OH NO EVERYBODY RUN TIMBERRRRRRRR!!!

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we are eating ... we are eating ... we are eating ....

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la la la stoopid bird i'm totally ignoring you la la la WHAM OZZY SMASH!!!!

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brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt-ing!

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I like to roll: http://bit.ly/bFwmJ

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can't sleep ... giant Coco head will eat me ... can't sleep ... giant Coco head will eat me ...

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got a nip hangover. everybody pls tweet quietly, thx.

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fighting my little sister in the bathtub upstairs. sounds like a herd of buffalo.

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gots the gallop-arounds.

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showing daddy how to do a proper cat pose in yoga

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it's my ozaversary! two years since mom and dad brought me home.

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totally digging PenniCam: http://tinyurl.com/7uy9hw What a cutie!

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sitting in window with sisters. sisters are not trying to kill each other. alert the media.

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staring fixedly at the refrigerator; i shall will it to give up all its secrets!

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sleeping on the stairs in the dark. mommy can see in the dark like i can, right?

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wondering if there's any correlation between my love of rolling down stairs and landing on my head and my general lack of smarts.

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hey, Christmas tree -- AAAAGH, CHRISTMAS TREE!!! *hides*

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wishing my sisters would stop fighting. i like everybody; why can't they?

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looking sad in daddy's pictures: http://tinyurl.com/5w76mb

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mad ... mad ... mad ... hate squirrels ... hate birds on my deck ... mad ... mad ... mad ...