Paul

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[Paul @P00PYbutt69]

Oh btw I’m back on twitter again in case you hadn’t noticed. None of my friends talk to me so I have to talk to myself

[Paul @P00PYbutt69]

Redownloaded twitter to get ready for the trade deadline and this is like the second thing on my for you page. Not 100% sure why I ever left

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

NEW: Canadian man gets his pen*s stuck to the freezing ground while being detained following a bar fight.

During his struggle with security, his pants fell down, fully exposing his privates.

The man is lashing out about people making fun of his "tiny we*ner," says it was small because it was so cold out, according to Fort Mcmurray Today.

"I know I don’t have no f*ckin hog or nothing, but these folks makin' vids n sh*t bout my tiny we*ner... you try having a d*ck n gettin er frozen fckin solid to the ground n see how small that sh*t gets," Blake McPhee said, according to the outlet.

"Gone are the days a feller can get his w*ener frozen f*ckin solid to the ground without it going viral."

The incident happened in Fort McMurray, Alberta, Canada.

Video: @TMZ

[Paul @P00PYbutt69]

@kevingray1 @anglefreud Never had a sweetango but #2 ain’t bad

[Paul @P00PYbutt69]

@kevingray1 @anglefreud Notice no hate for the goat. Honeycrisp FTW

[Paul @P00PYbutt69]

Aaaaaaaaaand it ended after the 2nd apparently

[North Dakota Hockey @UNDmhockey]

The journey begins tonight.

#UNDproud | #LGH

[Paul @P00PYbutt69]

Schloss and the coin both agree? Brb gonna go bet the farm real quick

[Brad Elliott Schlossman @SchlossmanGF]

The NCAA tournament is about to begin, so here is Year 8 of me vs. the coin. The Herald's 2024 NCAA tournament predictions: https://t.co/VPcR2xRvMo

[Paul @P00PYbutt69]

Is this the same guy on their https://t.co/eJskwGrpUB broadcasts? Idk about that one bro

[Brad Elliott Schlossman @SchlossmanGF]

Omaha radio announcer Terry Leahy wins the NCHC Media Excellence Award. Leahy has been calling games since Year 1 of the program.

[Paul @P00PYbutt69]

Been meaning to cancel the horseshit insurance I’ve got tacked on to my gas bill but just haven’t bothered. Luckily they called me today to try to sell me more horseshit, giving me the perfect opportunity to fix that

[Paul @P00PYbutt69]

Plan the parade y’all

[michael 🏛️🐍 @eh_toque]

Jets powerplay before acquiring Sean Monahan: 15.6%

Jets powerplay after acquiring Sean Monahan: 31.6%

[Paul @P00PYbutt69]

Torn between wanting that UND/cornell matchup I’ve always wanted and never wanting to see CC ever again 😩

[LetsGoDU @LetsGoDU]

North Dakota fans, avert your eyes

[Paul @P00PYbutt69]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Ryan @rv3t2419]

@NHL_Watcher Hockey East, followed by ECAC, Big 10, and CCHA

[Paul @P00PYbutt69]

When Apple Music loads up my playlist with all the best of jimmy buffet at all his tropical friends right as I’m getting emotionally prepared to go out to shovel snow

[Paul @P00PYbutt69]

Y’all ever get a targeted ad and then just get really sad? Yea me neither

[Paul @P00PYbutt69]

Looking in the mirror after licking out the bowl of red velvet cake batter like

[Paul @P00PYbutt69]

When then 2nd and 3rd ingredients in this lady’s mom’s best knoephla ever recipe are canned cream of horseshit

[Paul @P00PYbutt69]

Don’t you know you’re supposed to turn and face your opponent while their starting lineup is announced? Even better if you genuflect but I’m kinda old fashioned

[NHL @NHL]

The @NHLJets are taking off! 🛫

They extend their point streak to 11 games and now sit atop the NHL standings!

[Paul @P00PYbutt69]

Why in the hell when you’re willing to put your content out on the air for free on someone’s bunny ears (like @SNFonNBC) would you not also make it available to stream for free, run all of the commercials, and charge more money for commercials that wind up in front of more eyes

[Paul @P00PYbutt69]

The old Andrew macwilliam special

[Morgan Geekie @gmoneyslic]

Didn’t realize they handed out penalties for hitting too hard

[Paul @P00PYbutt69]

lol apparently when they say “$300 all inclusive, just sit through the timeshare meeting” it doesn’t include the fucking room, that’s another $300. Got 7 days of food and booze but only 4 nights with a bed I guess. lol fuck you too https://t.co/ss6MTOCbuN

[Paul @P00PYbutt69]

An evergreen tweet

[Tom Miller @tommillergf]

UND football opens offseason knowing defense needs work https://t.co/3CSXSR7dXs