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༼#ᴏᴜᴛᴇʀʙᴀɴᴋs 𝄄𝄄 ss (ᴡ/ ᴄʜᴇᴍ) • ᴍᴠ 𝄄𝄄 ɴᴇxᴛ ɢᴇɴ ᴀɴᴅ ᴏᴄ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅʟʏ 𝄄𝄄 ᴀʟᴛ-ɪsʜ ; ʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀ ᴘɪɴɴᴇᴅ 𝄄𝄄 sᴘᴏʀᴀᴅɪᴄ༽

[ُ @grnte]

you flirt with death like it’s a hobby.

[⎈ 𝒥𝒥 @P0GUESTER]

🤫

[⎈ 𝒥𝒥 @P0GUESTER]

I was put in charge of the turkey, can you believe it!! 👨‍🍳 🤌

[𝑇𝐻𝐸 𝑂𝐿𝐷𝐸𝑅 𝑆𝐼𝑆𝑇𝐸𝑅 @P0GU3STYLE]

what the hell? that's disturbing.

[⎈ 𝒥𝒥 @P0GUESTER]

HAPPY POGUESGIVING

[⎈ 𝒥𝒥 @P0GUESTER]

@Sparkling0rchid if I’m gonna survive today.”

He took the can anyway, popped it open with a hiss, and shot her a sideways look. “Guess caffeine’ll have to play bartender.”

[⎈ 𝒥𝒥 @P0GUESTER]

@Sparkling0rchid He squinted at the cold press of aluminum against his cheek, then let a lopsided grin curl up as he leaned back a little.

“Soda, huh? Thought you were about to hand me a beer the way you rolled that out. Honestly, probably need something stronger than this +

[⎈ 𝒥𝒥 @P0GUESTER]

https://t.co/b2876gAsI8

[⎈ 𝒥𝒥 @P0GUESTER]

✧

𝒄͟𝒐͟𝒏͟𝒕͟𝒓͟𝒐͟𝒍͟ 𝒕͟𝒉͟𝒆͟ 𝒔͟𝒕͟𝒐͟𝒓͟𝒚

https://t.co/SvYTK4WVP4

[ُ @grnte]

you flirt with death like it’s a hobby.

[⎈ 𝒥𝒥 @P0GUESTER]

👑

𝑩͟𝒍͟𝒖͟𝒆͟ 𝑪͟𝒓͟𝒐͟𝒘͟𝒏͟ 𝑩͟𝒆͟𝒕͟𝒓͟𝒂͟𝒚͟𝒂͟𝒍

https://t.co/QvnQxFh73y

[⎈ 𝒥𝒥 @P0GUESTER]

@switchessides giving a small shrug not ashamed to stoop that low and go that route.

“hey, at least you look kinda badass. Rockin’ that ‘don’t mess with me’ vibe.”
He grinned.

“Might even scare John B a little. Which would be a first.”

[⎈ 𝒥𝒥 @P0GUESTER]

@switchessides “Not askin’ questions. You know that’s not really my thing anyway.” He nudged her foot gently with his own.

“But just so we’re clear—
if she shows up again, I’ve got a solid list of insults locked and loaded. Not lethal… but definitely humiliating.”

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