Kristina Parker

[Kristina Parker @P0KEYPARKER]

I'll probably be late to my own funeral.. #lateagain

[Kristina Parker @P0KEYPARKER]

Still on Hawaii time.. Gotta get my sleeping pattern back on track 😴

[Christina Aguilera @xtina]

🌟 🌟 🌟 RT to #VoiceSaveIndia

[Kristina Parker @P0KEYPARKER]

You know I'm tried when I spend half hour walking around hospital trying to remember where I parked this morning 😑

[Kristina Parker @P0KEYPARKER]

When your work tells you day staff can park in the garage today, then turns you away since 'Juno' isn't what it was cracked up to be..

[Kristina Parker @P0KEYPARKER]

I love it when drunk me is responsible enough to set an alarm for sober me 👌

[Kristina Parker @P0KEYPARKER]

Few things are better than climbing in bed after a night shift 👌

[Kristina Parker @P0KEYPARKER]

I miss the days when I would fall asleep on the couch and wake up in my bed because someone carried me upstairs

[Kristina Parker @P0KEYPARKER]

Changing my alarm from 12:00pm to 5:30am makes me so sad..

[Kristina Parker @P0KEYPARKER]

@KaylaVannah9 love you more 😜

[Kristina Parker @P0KEYPARKER]

The fact I need to be up on 5 hours is making me wanna vomit.

[Kristina Parker @P0KEYPARKER]

When you finish a show in Netflix and a little piece of you dies....

[Kristina Parker @P0KEYPARKER]

So weird not having to go home after a shift and write a journal. Nursing school is haunting me #NursingSchoolProblems

[Kristina Parker @P0KEYPARKER]

They need to make insulated scrubs! #brrr

[Kristina Parker @P0KEYPARKER]

Woke up to no heat or hot water and to top it off Netflix isn't working. Ok Monday I see you.

[Kristina Parker @P0KEYPARKER]

If my morning is any indication on how today is going to go, I want to quit now..

[Kristina Parker @P0KEYPARKER]

Beer and smart food are the keys to my heart.

[Kristina Parker @P0KEYPARKER]

My dad just said "fuck her in the cunt" ... at the dinner table... At a restaurant...

[Kristina Parker @P0KEYPARKER]

4 year old just told me his penis is now trapped in the chamber of secrets once he pulled his underwear up. Happy Tuesday!

[Kristina Parker @P0KEYPARKER]

Very few things beat cold crab rangoons.