#Suspectrecherché Ayoub MOHAMED, 19 ans, de Montréal, est recherché pour le meurtre de Jordan Gagné survenu le 4 septembre dernier dans un commerce de la rue Alexandre à Salaberry-de-Valleyfield. Pour plus d'informations: https://t.co/Knjcj3VDfl
Ok, so, a short recap of what’s happened:
Farmers need potash as fertilizer. Potash is necessary to grow food and feed the world.
Yet Trump started a completely pointless war in Iran which choked off the Strait of Hormuz. This limits the world supply of potash, as million of tons of it come from Jordan and must travel through the Strait.
Ok, no problem. Our friendly neighbors to the north of us just happen to be the world’s #1 exporter of potash. We’ll just buy from them!
Oh wait, Trump completely wrecked our friendship with Canada for literally no reason by slapping them with egregious tariffs and insulting them by calling them the 51st state.
Well, darn. Ok, then we’ll make a deal with the #4 exporter of potash, Belarus. Belarus is a dictatorship and one of Putin’s satellite states. So, by buying from Belarus, we are indirectly helping Putin fund his war in Ukraine. Not good, but we need to eat.
Oh wait, all of Belarus’ potash has already been spoken for. There’s none for us to buy.
The USA is going to be in deep crap next growing season, and it’s not the kind of crap that can fertilize a field. There WILL be food shortages. Americans WILL go hungry.
That’s the art of the deal, baby!
He wanted to own Greenland, he didn’t get it
He wanted Canada as the 51st state, he didn’t get it
He wanted to control the Strait of Hormuz, he didn’t get it
He wanted to add his name to the Kennedy Center, he didn’t get it
He wanted to clean the reflecting pool, he didn’t get it
He wanted to reduce gas prices, he didn’t get it
He wanted to reduce grocery prices, he didn’t get it
He wanted to limit mail in ballots, he didn’t get it
When will the 77 million morons realize that this man is failure who will bankrupt the US like he bankrupted his casinos.
Leçon d’impérialisme états-uniens pour les nuls :
1. Les US déclarent sans preuves que le président du Venezuela est à la tête d’un trafic de drogue.
2. Les US enlèvent illégalement le président du Venezuela dans son propre pays et tuent une partie de sa garde.
3. Les USA ne parlent plus de drogue.
4. Les USA annoncent faire main basse sur 65 milliards de barils de pétrole vénézuélien.
5. L’@ONU_fr ferme les yeux.
The name "Ontario" isn't a Canadian name, it's Native American. Ontario is an indigenous Iroquoian or Huron (Wyandot) word meaning "great lake," or kanadario (from skanadario), meaning "beautiful water" or "sparkling water"
This is how fucking stupid Trump is. Once again, the USA shits on their indigenous population.
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