Anselm (Peter)Collum

I was once an angel, now I'm a stay-at-home dad. The life of my Earthly vessel is now mine. Heaven just ain't for me anymore. (SPN/OC/MC)

[Anselm (Peter)Collum @P4ssTheSalt]

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[Anselm (Peter)Collum @P4ssTheSalt]

Erm... Does anyone know how to get strawberry jam out of a white onesie? This is ridiculous, I am an angel! Why can't I do this?

[Anselm (Peter)Collum @P4ssTheSalt]

@ChocoLovinAngel than anything else.

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@ChocoLovinAngel *raises a brow* are you still considered an archangel? Well, from what I've heard... You care more about women and sweets>

[Anselm (Peter)Collum @P4ssTheSalt]

@ChocoLovinAngel i don't know if I'd want to... Who knows the last time you washed that thing.

[Anselm (Peter)Collum @P4ssTheSalt]

So if I stroke it will all of my worries disappear? *smirks* https://t.co/1JltdaBmER

[Prince Gabriel @ChocoLovinAngel]

@P4ssTheSalt I'm told my facial hair is magical and mystical like my hair *grins*

[Anselm (Peter)Collum @P4ssTheSalt]

@OhSoYouThought what...

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@OhSoYouThought both our falls, he found a way to do it again. Heaven forgive me...I will not let you take this life from me. No matter>

[Anselm (Peter)Collum @P4ssTheSalt]

@OhSoYouThought the past... Always finds it's way back to you. Jesser always knew how to screw things up for me and somehow, even after >

[Anselm (Peter)Collum @P4ssTheSalt]

@OhSoYouThought Now my eyes were uncontrollably twitching. Katie was passed consoling and I thought it was about nap time... For us both. >

[Anselm (Peter)Collum @P4ssTheSalt]

@OhSoYouThought a warning to him.

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@OhSoYouThought anger and I scoop her up and attempt to shush her. But dark eyes turn to the tattooed nuisance and a deep growl sounds as>

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@OhSoYouThought about ready to launch myself at the man, katie begins to cry. That pathetic little cry immediately dims the flames of my>

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@OhSoYouThought I felt my eye twitch as my anger was climbing an invisible ladder within myself. "Jesser, GET OUT! AND I SAID NO SMOKING!!">

[Anselm (Peter)Collum @P4ssTheSalt]

@OhSoYouThought was not in the room... "Get. Out. "

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@OhSoYouThought door because of you!" My hands were clenched into fists, envisioning myself beating the shit out of you. If the child >

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@OhSoYouThought reached this height sense... Well, sense I was around you last. Centuries ago. "I'm going to have Heaven knocking down my>

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@OhSoYouThought My eye twitched and I hurried back into the kitchen just as your reached the microwave. "You did WHAT?!" My anger hadnt>

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@OhSoYouThought from the child, I glanced out the window to see if anyone was watching us. I saw no one. "Where is this angel? Who is he? "

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@OhSoYouThought through. As for getting a vessel from a demon? Out of the question, I would never go that far. Temporarily moving away>