Tony “Two Gloves” Marino

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Well I spoke too soon

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Since the Bucs are playing really well and are 5 games above .500, let’s name random Pirates terrorists from over the years.

I’ll start: Andy LaRoche, 2008-10.

This terrorist somehow pulled 12 HR’s out of his ass in 2009 and was nothing like his brother Adam.

This guy was ASS

[Tony “Two Gloves” Marino @PACMANTER]

Since the Bucs are playing really well and are 5 games above .500, let’s name random Pirates terrorists from over the years.

I’ll start: Andy LaRoche, 2008-10.

This terrorist somehow pulled 12 HR’s out of his ass in 2009 and was nothing like his brother Adam.

This guy was ASS

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@WWinkle412 Maybe our guy Dennis “Fidel Castro” Fedele could’ve helped.

Said nobody ever.

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This Buccos team is missing one thing…

Luke Alvarez.

Instead of Marcell “Tat” Ozuna maybe it’s time to call Luke Alvarez up and see what he’s doing. 16 homeruns sitting on the couch right now.

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@WWinkle412 I can’t believe my eyes when I was in the stands and I saw Matt Royer come on W&J’s side while W&J was in the field during the championship game.

He really wanted to be apart of the Presidents.

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@ThirdLegGreg7 Potomac State taught him a lot. He was shitty fuckin pitcher there from what I heard

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Must’ve not waxed on waxed off properly

[Yakyu Cosmopolitan @yakyucosmo]

Shinnosuke Abe has announced his resignation as Yomiuri Giants manager following his arrest on suspicion of assaulting his daughter last night.

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@WWinkle412 Will be quick adding until eternity

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@Bellflower13220 Brad with a bomb

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I’m curious to wonder what Allegheny is going to do with Ben Shields.

I think it’s time for the Gators to either cut him or send him back to the backfields of FCL-Charleroi.

Maybe a familiar background (shitty Charleroi) will be key to revive his career.

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Westminster’s World Series this year was sweeping W&J at home this year

[Will “Tingleberry” Winkle @WWinkle412]

Good to see the boys over at Westminster taking moral victories. Never seen a one seed pissed away so quickly.

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Also I didn’t see Westminster today. Seems to have bagged baseball after that hilarious tournament run.

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Went to the regional today and watched Chase “Hit Parade” Perry give up a an absolute bomb to Paul Bunyan today.

That ball still hasn’t landed and W&J decided to empty the bullpen as Anthony “Everyone Scores” Pass pitched and Nate “Spray Chart” Nolan.

What a day.

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Haven’t been on much recently

But it’s been 8,418 days since Thiel won a PAC championship

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Here at the Pirates and I think Michael Lorenzen is a little pushy with his changeup.

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Does anyone know if Westminster plays again this year?

Just asking for a friend.

[Mark “Bouse Mogger” Ingram III @lilIngramtheIII]

“ sure, buddy you can play shortstop, and bat third tonight. Just as long as your sister‘s gonna be here”

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Death. Taxes. And Westminster getting their asses beat.

I found my new team to make fun of.

Having fun at home?

[Ghost Of Sam Bevin @GhostOfSamBevin]

Maybe if Grove still had Bevin they wouldn’t have had to throw three shitty fucking pitchers and get railed in the #PAC championship game……..

What a shame, what could have been

#trishlerisashittyfuckinpitcher

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When I went to the PAC playoffs today I swear I saw Grove City shit themselves today.

When Alvarez hit the homerun I saw a massive brown stain in that dugout.

Congrats to Grove City and Westminster on terrorism!!!