Perc 31

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I’m a bug and I’m going to fly into your fucking ears and nostrils

[Perc 31 @PAPAROSCHKE]

Those auto-flushing urinals? Yeah they got a cloud database of every cock. Length, girth, ball droop, hairiness. It’s all there man

[Perc 31 @PAPAROSCHKE]

When the motion-sensing toilet flushes while you’re wiping and it splashes poo water on your cheeks

[Perc 31 @PAPAROSCHKE]

@grok generate an image of what a Mr Beast and McDonalds collaboration burger would look like. The burger is called “The McBeast”

[JD Vance @JDVance]

Remember when we learned that our wealthiest and most powerful people were connected to a guy who ran a literal child sex trafficking ring? And then that guy died mysteriously in a jail? And now we just don't talk about it.

[Perc 31 @PAPAROSCHKE]

@theneedledrop Ty for the Agriculture review❤️❤️

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@theneedledrop Anthony I need to know your opinion on The Spiritual Sound by Agriculture

[Barflugnarven🇻🇦 @barflugnarven]

You have to say pwease and tank you, Mistow Zensky

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Q is too far away from X, Y, and Z in the alphabet. Someone should fix it

[Kendrick Lamar @kendricklamar]

Super Bowl LIX. New Orleans.
https://t.co/RwqVLDGdgf

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Need a Turkish street vendor to cuck me of my ice cream

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

The kids know not to go into the garage when dads listening to the smack down vs raw 2008 game soundtrack

[Perc 31 @PAPAROSCHKE]

What if wind is just a bunch of ghosts moving shit

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Child safety locks are no match for me

[Perc 31 @PAPAROSCHKE]

Had a dream last night that I tried to turn off the Math Machine™️

[!i @diegofye]

u wouldn’t get it

[Perc 31 @PAPAROSCHKE]

Real ones played this game

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I like June and July but October’s gotta be the best month fr

[Perc 31 @PAPAROSCHKE]

Doing some reading

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Monkey Ball is a goated game series