B Johnson

I don’t tweet much.
I just leave the comments everyone remembers.

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@KimKardashian Easy there, Madam DoorDash! You delivering fashion or waiting for somebody to come open that door?

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@ale_cedraro Easy there, Miss Reps & Selfies! You came to lift weights or raise the gym's property value?

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@thedestinymacc Des, you waited till the sun went down, got the ocean involved, and turned around like you're presenting evidence in court. Girl, what exactly am I supposed to be investigating here?

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@manuudelicia Essa pergunta é uma armadilha! 😂 Você aparece com a camisa do Barcelona, faz pose de quem já sabe a resposta e ainda quer fingir que a votação é justa? 🤣⚽ Vou pedir VAR nessa enquete!

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@charming__ale Alejandra, it's Tuesday already! 😂 I was gonna wish u a Happy Monday, but we're still waiting 4 u 2 finish saying goodbye 2 every angle in that mirror! 🤣 U got Dre Dior playing “Feen” while moving in slow motion like that mirror owes u a standing ovation! Somebody yell CUT! 😂

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@littlefitdevil Beach or mountains? 😂 Girl, you're standing on a jungle swing dressed like Jane, looking like Tarzan just called in sick! 🌴🤣 Talking about being a city girl AND a country girl… I'm starting to think you just need somebody to come rescue you from that forest.

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@Angelaaaverezz That 180 had a plot twist I thought we were going one direction and Hump Day said absolutely not

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@charming__ale Proud’ 😂 Yeah we know… you held the evidence on screen for 9 business seconds.

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@mooremadiii The sun told you to go inside like 45 minutes ago and you said ‘one more minute.

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@manuudelicia Boa resposta 😂 então retiro a acusação… por enquanto. Continue deixando seus pais orgulhosos.

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@Isabell40113579 One foot on the cat mat, Jordans fighting for their lives in the background, little heart tattoo minding its business 😂 There's a lot to unpack here.

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@Deviled_meggs_ Okay Green Eyes, we get it… you know how to color-coordinate 😂💚

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@SommerRay The barbarian boots, the dramatic entrance, somebody yelling ACTION… 😂 you are doing entirely too much just to press play.

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@Jesspicado Sweet as pie, huh? I don't know why… I'm getting false-advertising vibes.

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@SabrinaFabbri00 Morning, Freckles Them freckles working overtime this morning… some of us are trying to concentrate

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@keidyr2 Easy there, Keidy Honey-Bun Ramirez—the sun done glazed both rolls. 😭

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@April_Carter_US Underneath another dress? April “No-Layer” Carter, that joint barely agreed to stay underneath you.

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@theleaway I was doing fine until your picture asked me two follow-up questions.

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@miaspicexo Porn ruined men,” mia explained while posting the audition tape.