‍ ‍ ‍ ‍⎯⎯⎯ ‍𝗔𝗡𝗗 ‍ 𝒮͟𝗖͟𝗘͟𝗡͟𝗘͟ ᵎᵎ ‍🎬 ‍ ‍

ᅠᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠᅠ
🎤 ‍i ‍was ‍just ‍a ‍𝗕𝗢𝗬 ﹐
you ‍see ﹔ ‍i ‍𝙿𝙻𝙴𝙰𝙳 ‍of
thee ‍have ‍ 𝒮𝐘͟𝐌͟𝐏͟𝐀͟𝐓͟𝐇͟𝐘 ‍﹒﹒﹒

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍⎯⎯⎯ ‍𝗔𝗡𝗗 ‍ 𝒮͟𝗖͟𝗘͟𝗡͟𝗘͟ ᵎᵎ ‍🎬 ‍ ‍ @PARODISMS]

ᅠᅠ

ᅠᅠ

   ◽⠀❝⠀𝐩𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞⠀is⠀a⠀🅥🅘🅡🅣🅤🅔 ﹔
     🄶🄾🄾🄳⠀things⠀come⠀to⠀those
     who⠀𝚆𝙰𝙸𝚃 ᵎᵎ⠀❞⠀⎯⎯⎯⠀proverbs
     uttered⠀by⠀utter⠀𝗙𝗢͟𝗢͟𝗟𝗦⠀﹒﹒﹒⠀ˎˊ˗

ᅠᅠ

ᅠᅠ

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍⎯⎯⎯ ‍𝗔𝗡𝗗 ‍ 𝒮͟𝗖͟𝗘͟𝗡͟𝗘͟ ᵎᵎ ‍🎬 ‍ ‍ @PARODISMS]

⠀
  i′ll do ⒶⓃⓎⓉⒽⒾⓃⒼ it takes ᵎᵎ ˖ ˎˊ˗
⠀

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍⎯⎯⎯ ‍𝗔𝗡𝗗 ‍ 𝒮͟𝗖͟𝗘͟𝗡͟𝗘͟ ᵎᵎ ‍🎬 ‍ ‍ @PARODISMS]

ᅠᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠᅠ
appreciate⠀the⠀subtle
art⠀of⠀𝒫𝐒𝐘𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐎𝐆𝐈 —
𝐂𝐀𝐋⠀torment ﹐⠀𝚈𝙴𝚂 .ᐣ
ᅠᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠᅠ

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍⎯⎯⎯ ‍𝗔𝗡𝗗 ‍ 𝒮͟𝗖͟𝗘͟𝗡͟𝗘͟ ᵎᵎ ‍🎬 ‍ ‍ @PARODISMS]

ᅠᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠᅠ
﹝⠀a dour⠀look⠀as⠀he
deflates⠀⎯⎯⎯⠀before
clearing⠀his⠀throat⠀and
leaning⠀forward ﹐⠀fingers
steepled⠀over⠀a⠀mischie —
vous⠀grin.⠀﹞

𝚆𝙴𝙴𝙴𝙴𝙻𝙻 ᵎᵎ⠀i′m⠀sure⠀even⠀a
rugged⠀gun⠀—⠀for⠀—⠀hire
such⠀as⠀yourself⠀can

↓
ᅠᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠᅠ

[𝙈𝙍. 𝙒𝙋𝙉𝙕. @FINGERGNZ]

KEEP EXPLAININ' THAT TO ME.

[ uses his knife tie and jabs it into the can... mmh, pineapple. munch, munch. despite what he was JUST told. ]

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍⎯⎯⎯ ‍𝗔𝗡𝗗 ‍ 𝒮͟𝗖͟𝗘͟𝗡͟𝗘͟ ᵎᵎ ‍🎬 ‍ ‍ @PARODISMS]

ᅠᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠᅠ
𝐏𝐔𝐏𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐒 ᵎᵎ 𝐏𝐔𝐏𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐒 ﹐ 𝐀𝐋𝐋
𝐎𝐅 𝐘𝐎𝐔 ᵎᵎ 𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐀𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐃 𝐓𝐎
𝙼𝚈 𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐑𝐒 ᵎᵎ
ᅠᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠᅠ

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍⎯⎯⎯ ‍𝗔𝗡𝗗 ‍ 𝒮͟𝗖͟𝗘͟𝗡͟𝗘͟ ᵎᵎ ‍🎬 ‍ ‍ @PARODISMS]

ᅠᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠᅠ
﹝ lacing hands behind his
back with a bashful little
foot shuffle. ﹞
ᅠᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠᅠ

[𝙈𝙍. 𝙒𝙋𝙉𝙕. @FINGERGNZ]

OHMIGOD.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍⎯⎯⎯ ‍𝗔𝗡𝗗 ‍ 𝒮͟𝗖͟𝗘͟𝗡͟𝗘͟ ᵎᵎ ‍🎬 ‍ ‍ @PARODISMS]

ᅠᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠᅠ
﹝ high school girl
giggle. ﹞
ᅠᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠᅠ

[𝙈𝙍. 𝙒𝙋𝙉𝙕. @FINGERGNZ]

[ flirting ] LET'S MAKE LIKE A PUZZLE AND STICK TOGETHER

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍⎯⎯⎯ ‍𝗔𝗡𝗗 ‍ 𝒮͟𝗖͟𝗘͟𝗡͟𝗘͟ ᵎᵎ ‍🎬 ‍ ‍ @PARODISMS]

ᅠᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠᅠ
﹝ display turns menacingly
gleeful ⎯⎯⎯ his villain —
ous schemes unfolding in
his mind′s eye. ﹞

that′s because it is a
weapon of 𝚃𝙾𝚁𝚃𝚄𝚁𝙴.
ᅠᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠᅠ

[𝙈𝙍. 𝙒𝙋𝙉𝙕. @FINGERGNZ]

DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A WEAPON T'ME.

[ squinting at the can, reaching out to snatch it from puzzles' hand. ]

HOW IS THIS A WEAPON?

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍⎯⎯⎯ ‍𝗔𝗡𝗗 ‍ 𝒮͟𝗖͟𝗘͟𝗡͟𝗘͟ ᵎᵎ ‍🎬 ‍ ‍ @PARODISMS]

ᅠᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠᅠ
YOU STILL 𝐄𝐗𝐈𝐒𝐓.
THAT′S PL̶̹̬̰͎̟̪̳̗̳͋͗̋̈͒̒̐̾́̄͝E̷̺͔͎̰̭͙͆͋̃͑͘͘NTŸ̵̙̭̲͍̮͎̲̜̮́̊̌̅́̎̔͆̉̏̕ͅ.
ᅠᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠᅠ

[𝐒𝐌𝐆𝟒 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐨 @RedDumbass4]

"Wait WHAT THE FUCK?! YOU WOULDN'T! I DIDN'T EVEN DO SHIT THIS TIME?!"

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍⎯⎯⎯ ‍𝗔𝗡𝗗 ‍ 𝒮͟𝗖͟𝗘͟𝗡͟𝗘͟ ᵎᵎ ‍🎬 ‍ ‍ @PARODISMS]

ᅠᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠᅠ
good⠀friend ﹐⠀is⠀a⠀𝚆𝙴𝙰𝙿𝙾𝙽.
ᅠᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠᅠ

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍⎯⎯⎯ ‍𝗔𝗡𝗗 ‍ 𝒮͟𝗖͟𝗘͟𝗡͟𝗘͟ ᵎᵎ ‍🎬 ‍ ‍ @PARODISMS]

ᅠᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠᅠ
that′s⠀not⠀what⠀i⠀—⠀﹒﹒﹒
﹝⠀siiigh.⠀perhaps⠀a⠀different
approach .ᐣ⠀holding⠀up⠀the
can⠀to⠀display⠀it⠀with⠀a
showman′s⠀flourish.⠀﹞⠀

𝚃𝙷𝙸𝚂⠀isn′t⠀𝓂𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐲⠀a⠀can
of⠀pineapple ᵎᵎ⠀𝗧𝗛𝗜𝗦 ﹐⠀my

↓
ᅠᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠᅠ

[𝙈𝙍. 𝙒𝙋𝙉𝙕. @FINGERGNZ]

I'M EVIL AS FUCK. GIMME THE PINEAPPLE.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍⎯⎯⎯ ‍𝗔𝗡𝗗 ‍ 𝒮͟𝗖͟𝗘͟𝗡͟𝗘͟ ᵎᵎ ‍🎬 ‍ ‍ @PARODISMS]

ᅠᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠᅠ
nonono𝙽𝙾 ﹐ this is special
𝐄𝐕𝐈𝐋 pineapple ᵎᵎ 𝙽𝙾𝚃 for
eating ᵎᵎ
ᅠᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠᅠ

[𝙈𝙍. 𝙒𝙋𝙉𝙕. @FINGERGNZ]

IS THAT PINEAPPLE? I FUCKIN' LOVE PINEAPPLE.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍⎯⎯⎯ ‍𝗔𝗡𝗗 ‍ 𝒮͟𝗖͟𝗘͟𝗡͟𝗘͟ ᵎᵎ ‍🎬 ‍ ‍ @PARODISMS]

ᅠᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠᅠ
﹝ ⚹ 😳 ⎯⎯⎯ ❔ ﹞
ᅠᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠᅠ

[𝙈𝙍. 𝙒𝙋𝙉𝙕. @FINGERGNZ]

SOMEONE OPENED UP A CAN.

[ pupils get huge. ]

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍⎯⎯⎯ ‍𝗔𝗡𝗗 ‍ 𝒮͟𝗖͟𝗘͟𝗡͟𝗘͟ ᵎᵎ ‍🎬 ‍ ‍ @PARODISMS]

@FINGERGNZ ᅠᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠᅠ
﹝ an entirely too dreary topic
for a time like this ﹐ especially
as 𝐡𝐞 remains completely sober. ﹞
ᅠᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠᅠ

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍⎯⎯⎯ ‍𝗔𝗡𝗗 ‍ 𝒮͟𝗖͟𝗘͟𝗡͟𝗘͟ ᵎᵎ ‍🎬 ‍ ‍ @PARODISMS]

ᅠᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠᅠ
﹝⠀a⠀strained⠀smile⠀⎯⎯⎯
quivering⠀at⠀the⠀edges.⠀stay
calm⠀﹒﹒﹒⠀ breathe ᵎᵎ⠀hands⠀grip
the⠀steering⠀wheel⠀so⠀hard
the⠀plastic⠀creaks.⠀﹞ let′s
just⠀﹒﹒﹒⠀go⠀home.

﹝⠀mercifully ﹐⠀it′s⠀not⠀far.⠀﹞
ᅠᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠᅠ

[𝙈𝙍. 𝙒𝙋𝙉𝙕. @FINGERGNZ]

I'M NEVER DRINKING AGAIN.

[ a lie. wpnz lifts his head up and slow blinks. there's a lot of brightly colored vomit on the seat. oh, ew. ]

u... ururppp...

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍⎯⎯⎯ ‍𝗔𝗡𝗗 ‍ 𝒮͟𝗖͟𝗘͟𝗡͟𝗘͟ ᵎᵎ ‍🎬 ‍ ‍ @PARODISMS]

@FINGERGNZ ᅠᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠᅠ
﹝⠀a⠀small⠀scowl⠀tossed⠀his
way⠀as⠀he⠀dares⠀insult⠀his
driving ﹐⠀but⠀it⠀softens⠀at
the⠀sorry⠀state⠀of⠀him.⠀﹞

well⠀⎯⎯⎯⠀perhaps⠀not.
though i⠀have⠀been⠀put
through⠀𝚆𝙾𝚁𝚂𝙴 without a
show of 𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐬𝐞.

↓
ᅠᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠᅠ

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍⎯⎯⎯ ‍𝗔𝗡𝗗 ‍ 𝒮͟𝗖͟𝗘͟𝗡͟𝗘͟ ᵎᵎ ‍🎬 ‍ ‍ @PARODISMS]

ᅠᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠᅠ
◽ ˎˊ˗ ‍@FINGERGNZ ᵎᵎ
ᅠᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠᅠ

[ᅠᅠᅠ𝒎onster. @lovedclaws]

somehow i found his brutality to be quite enjoyable.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍⎯⎯⎯ ‍𝗔𝗡𝗗 ‍ 𝒮͟𝗖͟𝗘͟𝗡͟𝗘͟ ᵎᵎ ‍🎬 ‍ ‍ @PARODISMS]

@FINGERGNZ ᅠᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠᅠ
that⠀probably⠀wasn′t going
to⠀happen⠀now ﹒﹒﹒ ah ﹐ well. ﹞
ᅠᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠᅠ

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍⎯⎯⎯ ‍𝗔𝗡𝗗 ‍ 𝒮͟𝗖͟𝗘͟𝗡͟𝗘͟ ᵎᵎ ‍🎬 ‍ ‍ @PARODISMS]

@FINGERGNZ ᅠᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠᅠ
oh ﹐⠀𝐩𝐢𝐬𝐡⠀—⠀𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚑 ᵎᵎ⠀we′ve⠀all
been⠀there.⠀﹝⠀a⠀hyper⠀little
giggle ﹐⠀patting⠀his⠀own⠀knees
as⠀he⠀attempts⠀to⠀navigate⠀the
awkwardness⠀of⠀the⠀situation.⠀he
hasn′t⠀forgotten⠀how⠀this⠀night
started.

↓
ᅠᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠᅠ

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍⎯⎯⎯ ‍𝗔𝗡𝗗 ‍ 𝒮͟𝗖͟𝗘͟𝗡͟𝗘͟ ᵎᵎ ‍🎬 ‍ ‍ @PARODISMS]

ᅠᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠᅠ
against⠀the backrest ﹐⠀polishing
it with a microfiber rag until
it gleams.⠀﹞

𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 ⎯⎯⎯ good as new ᵎᵎ
ᅠᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠᅠ

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍⎯⎯⎯ ‍𝗔𝗡𝗗 ‍ 𝒮͟𝗖͟𝗘͟𝗡͟𝗘͟ ᵎᵎ ‍🎬 ‍ ‍ @PARODISMS]

ᅠᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠᅠ
﹝⠀some⠀minutes⠀later⠀finds
them⠀in⠀his⠀seedy⠀little⠀apart —
ment ﹐⠀wpnz⠀dumped⠀onto⠀the
couch⠀with⠀a⠀washcloth⠀and⠀a
bottle⠀of⠀water ﹐⠀﹠ himself⠀into
clean⠀clothes.⠀spraying⠀windex
on his⠀screen⠀as⠀he⠀leans

↓
ᅠᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠᅠ

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍⎯⎯⎯ ‍𝗔𝗡𝗗 ‍ 𝒮͟𝗖͟𝗘͟𝗡͟𝗘͟ ᵎᵎ ‍🎬 ‍ ‍ @PARODISMS]

ᅠᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠᅠ
﹝ holding a square of pineapple
over a freshly baked pizza like
it′s a loaded gun. ﹞

𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐏 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐑 𝐀𝐍𝐃
𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐈𝐙𝐙𝐀 𝐆𝐄𝐓𝐒 𝐈𝐓 ᵎᵎ
ᅠᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠᅠ

[𝐒𝐌𝐆𝟒 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐨 @RedDumbass4]

"Uhhh..heeeeeey.."