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WOULDJA PLEASE PASS THE JELLY!!

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@DAKKADAKKA1 I’m not against a highly regulated, standard gov. issue “one public bathroom handwashing setup” like you’d only imagine straight out of an East German commie bloc, bc some setups can be absolutely infuriating

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@mamaloiii I married a model/ballerina (professional). Even when we’ve had those intense deep arguments (rare) where you consider that it may end, I’m like “you’re sooooo fuggin pretty though ugh…” 😭

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@hasen_95dx Why not a K drama feat young baddie Moms? Bc they’re not serious

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@JFGariepy @MarkBrahmin I’m thoroughly excited for this. Congratulations and keep up the great work.

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@Dons_Lawn_Salon This is how NE cities have a sorta distinct culture.

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@bunburyoudoujp “In my country … deodorant and perfume/cologne…” 😂😭

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@OKCowboysBraves Tyriq Withers sounds like the reformed hood guy that changed his name for witness protection. He wanted a White last name, with a ring to it like Mr. Drummond. After years of being straight, he got approved for a Chase Infiniti card that he pays off the split second after using

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@Jowl30 I was in a Brooklyn thrift store once and passed by him. He looked like he wanted to do “yes it’s me Usher… please no photos no autographs I just wanna be left alone” and I scooted past him like he was in my way and didn’t look up at him at all

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@Won_4r Bubbly water w a splash of apple (or any) juice.

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@MT_6226 “Ok I’m gonna try to be cool” or “let’s make this so it’s cool” is the last thing you hear before someone actually cool goes “ewwww 😬”

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@Babygravy9 I wear a ribbon on my coat for all the victims. There’s a slow motion black & white video that elevates the victims and celebrates highlights of ther life, back when size 2 girls with A cups ran free. “You are so beautiful” Joe Cocker plays. Who’s cutting onions seriously wtf

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@peristeronisms @alyzaphobic My grandparents used to watch “All In The Family” when I was very little, with the intro where they sat over a piano and indeed sang the theme song. I think this is mostly why I thought so 😂

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@atotalposer Remember when everything was called “The Good Something.” “the Good Wife” “The Good Doctor” “The Good Place”

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@Kulambq Where I grew up tattoos were illegal until about 1999/2000. It was way better, but fuck it hey it’s your life

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@Burner1640896 @Babygravy9 Front camera is 24-26mm. This is considered “ultra wide” and incredibly distorted by any measurement. No one took selfies with a 24mm lens before phone cameras became common (if so, very rarely). Distance is a factor too, but we can assume arm length here.

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@KazRekker74213 @escapefrommelos Right, but the whole skinny thing is huge

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@SlumRNA_Dog https://t.co/OPmnSXBwGu

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White girls should be beside themselves fretting about Asian girls the way the West was absolutely panicking over what to do to compete against Asian manufacturing and financial prowess in the 80s.

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@LinkedInLunat1c Goes hard