Pierre Aresnault

Die hard Habs fan. Love plump women, sometimes too much. Take her easy, and if she’s easy take her twice. Part time OnlyFans reviewer and critic. #fucktrudeau

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@samgillis16 @bet365help The number Sam, call it!!

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My 7th wife #Sheila used to tie me to the bike rack in front of #TJMaxx. Whilst she shopped, I would be outside lunging at #Chinese tourists.

#Heel

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@tonyescargot Tony, I have to assume you were giggling and kicking your feet in the air when you typed this. Really not your best work.

#Shocked

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@woodwardsports @NBA @NeilHisnek

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@tonyescargot @DarrenDreger Flyers fans are still figuring out to wipe their own asses. Cmon Tony.

#Sandpaper

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@tonyescargot @Canes Tony,

Don’t act like you can read, if you suggested a picture book this would’ve been more believable.

Regards

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@brad_knowsball Brad you could use pool noodles and your game would be no different.

#BradEatsBalls

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@brad_knowsball @samgillis16 @EricEngels Brad, your mother is hanging off a cliff, but Caufields wiener is dangling in front of your face. You can either save your mother or suck the meat. Which are you choosing.

#SuckorSave

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@samgillis16 @TaylorMadeGolf

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Currently in the back of a squad car playing peak a boo with the cop in front, he’s laughing and clapping his hands when I come back, but when I disappear he panics and starts fumbling with his service weapon.

#Bang
#Tariffs

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@16shockey @pintmonster69 Not made up at all. You wouldn’t forget the #PissKing if you seen him. The fastest runner didn’t get all the bitches in our school… the #PissKing did

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My daughter #Ashleigh created a instagram account for our dog #Rupert. Unfortunately it didn’t gain any traction and we had to #Euthanize him because of it. Rest in paradise #Rupert.

#DogBowl

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@FearedBuck @pintmonster69

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@pintmonster69 @BarloweKeith So true. She smelled like sex and looked like it too.

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@pintmonster69 Always was a beast, that old pintmonster

#HR208

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So you’re telling me this guy was “hard” at work?

#Hustle
#tent

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@pintmonster69 @TonyDeez77 #Peter

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@pintmonster69 @TonyDeez77 In the barber shop no less

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@TonyDeez77 Met her at the @OrientalHealingTherapySpa. #MissKitty is her name. Her hands were touched by the grace of god. Thank you for your service #MissKitty.

#WorthIt #PrisonWallet #CoughForMeNow