The PB Horse's Ass

Motto: Good stories, not good decisions.

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@StephenAtHome, can I have that wonderful tie after you're done with it on Monday? I'm fortunate enough to be an engineer with no fashion sense and I think have a Hawaiian shirt that will match it perfectly. #auburn #upset #MarchMadness

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Hey @Princeton_Hoops What does this tell me? This is all you can see from the end court. Whose score is whose? Fouls? Timeouts? You have no idea what's going on. All those fancy screens and this is it? Fix this.

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The Villanova Wildcat was doing a great Tom Brady impression at the end of the Penn game. #bradying #upset #FightOnPenn
@SportsCenter @PennBasketball

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@PBDecides Unfortunately, there isn't enough time to drive to Dartmouth and drink enough to do something worthy.

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.@paddywarbucks Do people ever walk up to you in casinos and yell "Pull the lever, Kronk!"?

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You get so used to @PennBasketball at The Palestra that a @PennBand roadtrip to Jadwin is a reality check about how quiet a college basketball game can be. #SpaceHangar

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@drkoosh @PennBand Over/under on time we get home has been set at midnight. #AcademyKnowsTheWay

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When life gives you lemons, just buy Fig Newtons. #RealFruit

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*Go to Yukon*
"I claim this land! I'm really f#@king cold, but I have land!"
#GoldRush #150YearsLate

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@PBDecides Election drinking game: Shot every time some someone says "I love the band!"

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There's always problems, @SEPTA_SOCIAL. Tell us something we don't already know.

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Hey, @BSUBlueThunder! The @PennBand likes your chants. Can we exchange notes at halftime? (And party after the games?) #NCAAW #ImBehindYou

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Hey @PrincetonUBand!
How's Buffalo treating you?
-The @PennBand
#LaLaLand #NCAAW

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Hey @PrincetonUBand! The Palestra isn't a cavern like Jadwin. Ur drums need to chill or you're just a stampede of wildebeeste. #WhatWasThat?

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@DailyPennSports @drkoosh @PennBand #ChallengeAccepted Our starters were away watching @PennBasketball win! You saw the scrubs. #IvySports

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SEPTA needs an alarm app that disables itself if they decide to close because of snow.
Get on that @SEPTA_SOCIAL!
#SnowDay

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.@Sandsy_Cheeks Nyan Cat on loop is also exceptional study music. It allows you to embrace the insanity and welcome it as a friend.

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.@PBDecides Let's impeach and run an election on a platform of cheesy bread for all! #impeach #LetsGetFat

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.@PBDecides Why does @drkoosh just want all of our money? Penn already took it. #PoorStudent

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.@PBDecides Every year board offers more transparency. Every year board stays just as opaque. We need an outsider. #DrainTheSwamp