Mr Perks

Daddy to Colby, hubby to Vicky primarily but also tattoo collector Specialist Engineer, Parish Councillor, School Guv'nor, Scout Leader and all round good guy!

[Mr Perks @PBPARIAH]

@dpd_uk any chance of speaking to this inconsiderate driver who parks like this for hours while he visits friends; not on delivery.

Impossible to get by without going in the road

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@daileisure I placed an order yesterday and I have not heard anything. I have tried various ways to contact you but had no reply.
Please contact me regarding my order.
I will DM my ref number

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@Veolia @VeoliaUK
This is where one of your drivers decided it would be OK to stop to take a call
Double yellow lines
Blocking mouth of a junction and on a bend
Driver just laughed at me when we asked him to move
BJ64FGN 16:00

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@VirginTrains would be grateful if you can pass on my Thanx to Jeanie, TM on the 20:03 to W'ton for her professionalism during the delay!

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@MichaC1983 @VirginTrains @love30now You're gonna pass out first @MichaC1983 ! 😂

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All these getting moody with @VirginTrains when there's NOTHING they can do about a suicidal person sat on the bridge! #nottheirfault

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Get you some of this!

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@GardenBuildings really disappointed that I'm STILL waiting for the rest of my shed to be delivered (cont) http://t.co/WFWJ7wR2yF

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@LeighFrancis send @hollywills to piss on it!
That'll teach him!

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@ellypoo1 you can kiss them goodbye in a couple of weeks!

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@gab6674 yes
If you download it, it will create a contact book for your contacts that have it too.
Piece of piss!

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@gab6674 everyone except you!

It's like texting but it uses data instead of text minutes.
It (cont) http://t.co/WXrXZFvh8N

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Outside my old primary school! RT @flyergirl73: @YPLAC school today @Bannersgateprim @WMPolice .Parked! I kid you not

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@YPLAC took 2 spaces; arse sticking out into Road, then the old twat climbed into back and put the kettle on!

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@example slugs are frightened of salt (about the only things that are)!

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Possibly one of the greatest tweets ever!
RT @VirtualAstro: At no point tomorrow or any other point (cont) http://t.co/II0NpBjUyl

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@YPLAC 'The company you can trust'... to park in a disabled bay...
Handy having the company's number though! ;-)

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@ShitTats RT @skymovies: Morning tattoo madness: The profound and the mispelled. Or are they just a fan of marrows? http://t.co/Ap7zrZS4g7

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@Perton_Com_Post I'm guessing you meant 11AM onwards!
11pm os late even for the Wrott!
;-)