PBR Buttchugger

I get money with the spine I'm a fein, got that shit all up my back and it's green

[PBR Buttchugger @PBRButtChugger]

Do yall think I'm like Grimmer and my Amazing Steiner is when I turn on my white boy swag?

[Butt Crusticles @Butt_Crusticles]

Today my tighty whities became tighty brownies

[amore @amoreterical]

how it feels to not have any juice in the house when ure really craving some juice

[danimtpes @danimtpes]

CHARLIE??? 😭❓

[Danny @lookinfordanny]

If yo ass turn shorts into panties have a blessed and productive day!

[bethany @thenightbethore]

no bras tomorrow for anybody. tits at half mast

[Sun Wei @sunweichang]

i have no skin in the game but this reminded me of this NL clip

[PBR Buttchugger @PBRButtChugger]

The person in front of me and behind me on the bus have decided to start a war on who can play music louder

[princess @astoldbyyayo]

fyi renting a truck from home depot is hundreds of dollars cheaper than uhaul and you get unlimited milage btw

[Pleasure Architect @11Architect11]

a lab in the netherlands scanned couples during orgasm and stumbled onto the strangest finding in sex research.

when women wore socks, the orgasm rate jumped from 50% to 80%

the researchers weren't studying socks. the scanning room was cold, some women complained, socks were offered. suddenly the success rate exploded and the team realized they'd accidentally run the most important experiment of the study

the mechanism showed up right on the brain scans. female orgasm requires the amygdala, the brain's fear and threat detection center, to power down. cold feet kept the threat system quietly online. warm feet let it switch off. that tiny bit of physical discomfort was enough to block the entire cascade

- her brain cannot climax and scan for problems at the same time. the systems are neurologically mutually exclusive
- socks are a stand-in for the real variable: comfort. temperature, privacy, no time pressure, no risk of interruption, nothing pinching or hurting. every small discomfort is a tax on the fear center
- this is why the same technique works one night and fails the next. the variable that changed wasn't your hands. it was her nervous system's threat level
- the environment is doing foreplay before you touch her. warm room, locked door, no rush, phone away

men study techniques for years and lose to a cold room. her nervous system decides if orgasm is possible before your skills ever enter the conversation. handle the amygdala first. the socks were never about socks

[PBR Buttchugger @PBRButtChugger]

@gaming_leaker Will it have controls that allow you to move the in game character?

[Cock Pornis @CockPornis]

Looking at porn on Google Images

[michael 4 @MICHAELF0UR]

i feel like the fatter a straight guys ass the more homophobic his gf is like she knows what she has and she’s resource guarding

[pwin @pwinuu]

im sorry

[PBR Buttchugger @PBRButtChugger]

You can lead a horse to water but you can NOT get that dumbass to think

[PBR Buttchugger @PBRButtChugger]

Just stuck a pencil in my ear and it hurt. #Yeowch!

[PBR Buttchugger @PBRButtChugger]

Oyster sauce is the squirt of the clam

[PBR Buttchugger @PBRButtChugger]

Full body shaving before I go to Checkers and order the new Baconzilla burger

[Garf @suctioncup_garf]

truly incredible timeline pull

[lil rid @ExoridRoach]

one of the best videos of all time

[PBR Buttchugger @PBRButtChugger]

DON'T EAT THE UNCLE PUSSY BLUEBERRIES

[Daily Mail US @Daily_MailUS]

Blueberry recall upgraded to FDA's highest risk level... 'reasonable probability of death' https://t.co/VfuJ4AEtCm