Porter the humanbean

skit skat skoodle doot flip flop flee
everybody running to the coconut tree

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What if you started falling down an escalator that was going up
#showerthoughts

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Cuz I like hot cheeses that I might lose, I like it all on the eggs just like you

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#WhyLatterDaySaint

I choose to be a Latter-day Saint because the Church helps me feel closer to God. I feel that I have a very personal relationship with the Lord. And because He loves me,… https://t.co/7wveq89e7d

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Hey, @DearEvanHansen @BenSPLATT , check it out: https://t.co/dgxW7A941k

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Dear Evan Hansen Movie?! https://t.co/zGqW38VbEJ #youwillbefound

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Hey @DearEvanHansen @BenSPLATT, check it out: https://t.co/58qH11prDf #YouAreNotAlone

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@bailaws Excuse me

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Unconsciously stroking facial hair while you are thinking is such a real thing it's ridiculous.

[Caroline Potter @carolineepotter]

Grateful to have had a husband handed to me in my first semester of college. Porter Bagley... I'll miss yooouuuuuu.

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when you realize that Zac Efron in no way sang Breaking Free at the end of HSM1 😦

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"Dear Elder Bagley:

You are assigned to labor in the Taiwan Taipei mission. You should report to… https://t.co/EkJIEG19yY

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*continues eating Easter candy*

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#currentfeelz

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@123kaylie456 ....you'd be surprised...

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Is it bad if I still have senioritis...

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@123kaylie456
Y

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Soooo I don't wanna be the first one to say it, but the brand new Riverton City song could literally apply to any city.

#Happy150Riverton

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I just noticed that Wheat Thins are wheat flavored.

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I've recently given up on not crossing my legs "like a girl". It's far too comfortable.

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@johnsonlogan4

I hate everything.