Paul Band

I love not Man the less, but Nature more. Byron.

[Paul Band @PBandini74]

@Petelatham2 Off to the Lakes mate. Early start.

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@johnmcdonnellMP @BBCr4today How did that work out for you John? If Labour lose the next election, it'll most likely be on you and the rest of the side-line snipers.

[Paul Band @PBandini74]

I really hope Farage is driving behind a lorry carrying logs at some point in the near future. #FarageFinalDestination

[Paul Band @PBandini74]

@PoliticsSmall @JEGullisnotMP Looking like it’s about to shit itself?

[Paul Band @PBandini74]

@Andrew_Adonis Most likely this is what the plan is, incrementally. Spelling it out as such right now is not going to help is it?

[Paul Band @PBandini74]

@Andrew_Adonis Nope. Disagree. Again. Bigger fish to fry. Move on.

[Paul Band @PBandini74]

@johnredwood This is a parody account right?

[Paul Band @PBandini74]

@danielmgmoylan You’re literally trying to reopen the talks yourselves now you’ve realised what a disaster it is that you’ve created! Glass houses.

[Paul Band @PBandini74]

This! 👇👇

[Paul Band @PBandini74]

Not a parody account! Cue pictures in the near future of the walking toilet brush wearing a silver bomber jacket with some hastily designed Star Trek but not really Star Trek logo or some shit. "Ensign Blobby to the Bridge".....#SpaceFarce

[UK Prime Minister @10DowningStreet]

We’ll harness space technology to solve problems on Earth, creating jobs and levelling up across the UK.

Find out more about our new National Space Strategy: https://t.co/xpZGUbDylh

#SpaceStrategyUK

[Paul Band @PBandini74]

@IanDunt @ThatTimWalker I see we've reached the "Space Force" chapter in this particularly dark period in our history.

[Paul Band @PBandini74]

@NadineDorries @mikegove12 NADINE DORRIES IS HORRID.

I repeat.

NADINE DORRIES IS HORRID.

[Paul Band @PBandini74]

Where’s Chris Grayling when you need him……said absolutely nobody ever. #JohnsonOut

[Paul Band @PBandini74]

@genesis_band @fdarena @PhilCollinsFeed @tonybanksmusic @DarylStuermer @Nic_Collins21 It was a fantastic and memorable night, if a little bittersweet. Nearly lost it during Fading Lights.

[Paul Band @PBandini74]

@bbclaurak Your tone and the way you pass comment on anything Labour related is different to when you're writing about the Tories. So much so, it's becoming embarrassingly transparent as to where you lay your scarf.

[Paul Band @PBandini74]

Exactly this. I’ve been banging on about this exact point for months now. So true! Perfect storm my arse!

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

The longer Covid lasts

The longer this Govt can blame it for their failings

…and we wondered why they were so lax about Covid

[Paul Band @PBandini74]

@globaljukeboxer @Baddiel @campbellclaret Brexit means Vexed Brits.

[Paul Band @PBandini74]

"They need us more than we need them" #JohnsonOut

[Paul Band @PBandini74]

So what’s worse, calling Tories scum or being responsible for thousands of needless deaths with COVID, and making the lives of millions of people immeasurably worse?
You’re right…..name calling it is then. #IStandWithRayner #JohnsonOut

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@bbclaurak So the enforcers of this are called the Downstream Oil Protocol Enforcers….otherwise known as DOPEs. Sounds about right.