Elyjah

People think this is a parody account; I was just pressured into deleting my first one

[Elyjah @PBnBananaSam]

@megannn_lynne Finally got it to upload, enjoy!

[Elyjah @PBnBananaSam]

@megannn_lynne I don't use Twitter these days but your posts were the thing I've missed the most - usually they were relatable, funny, or insightful. So here's a small way of giving back by sharing what my cat did the other day

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Putting a bay leaf in a recipe even though idk what the fuck it does

[chukxx; also oli uwa @_chukwufumnanya]

You really have to be committed to noticing the beauty in life. Or you’ll be consumed by the terror

[A24 @A24]

No cult like celebrity. Ayo Edebiri and John Malkovich star in OPUS, a pop thriller from writer and director Mark Anthony Green featuring original music by the legend Nile Rodgers. In theaters March 14.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

When I started talking about Oligarchy, many people didn't understand what I meant.

Well, that's changed.

When the 3 wealthiest men in America sit behind Trump at his inauguration, everyone understands that the billionaire class now controls our government.

We must fight back.

[Drew Comments @sjs856]

Imagine if states celebrated Osama Bin Laden on 9/11

[Elyjah @PBnBananaSam]

Pleased to see Mark Andrews drop that 2-point conversion pass

[Elyjah @PBnBananaSam]

Damn going to watch the goosebumps show I guess

[Neb | 🏳️‍🌈 @NebsGoodTakes]

holy shit they're playing tekken now

[YOU @YouNetflix]

if those glass walls could talk… Joe Goldberg returns for the fifth and final season of YOU, premiering April 24th🩸

[IG: STORMNYX @stormnyx_]

after a certain age, you are no longer the product of your environment or how you were raised. It’s a personal choice to live the way you do.

[Elyjah @PBnBananaSam]

@megannn_lynne Every single dish you share looks so good and those tomatoes look especially flavorful 😯
Posts like these are what keep me on twitter

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

I think some behaviors need to be socially shamed, like using AI to generate a novel or chatbots to write grocery lists. Ceding your mental and creative abilities to a machine is an embarrassing thing and people should be ashamed to admit doing it in public.

[ruby¹ @ALYSAL1U]

Me liking a tweet immediately and then unliking once I’ve comprehended what’s it’s actually said

[Elyjah @PBnBananaSam]

@filadisruptor2 Michael Hobbs is the co-host who also used to be on the You're Wrong About podcast so if you listened to that, you'll know the style of storytelling and humor that he surrounds himself with 😁

[Elyjah @PBnBananaSam]

@filadisruptor2 Your tweet came across my feed, so I'm going to recommend Maintenance Phase. They talk about public health moments, some misconceptions, etc... very good and funny!

[𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐚. @unfriendlyvixen]

I still don’t know how the fuck Hit-Boy thought to sample the Powerpuff Girls for the beat to Backseat Freestyle.

[Elyjah @PBnBananaSam]

Why does he sound like the three little pigs from Shrek

[nick🌾🌳 @nickypoo_MO]

I’m actually obsessed with him