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[P @PBurke80]

She pointed to the sign and said "me" and then immediately turned as red as a tomato. Idk how I ever got so lucky with this cutie.

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

bro casually dropped this as if its not the best breaking bad edit ive ever seen in my life

[Tiger Webb @tfswebb]

always read the plaque

[RyRy @rydirium]

You will not believe who she’s talking to.

[B&S @_B___S]

This homeless man's rabbit was thrown over a bridge by a passerby and he immediately jumped in to the river to save her and resuscitated her. He won an award, was given animal food and a job, and the passerby was charged with animal cruelty

[ltm @legotrillermoth]

most literate floridian

[Carl Regolino @Carl_Regolino]

Kanye went so nuts today that Antonio Brown has been in a standoff with police for like 12 hours and nobody even cares

[chaotic cats @chaoticcatpics]

cat glitched

[Silas P. Silas @KennyHistoric]

Bruh ended a long day of antisemitism with “Chris Paul fucked my wife. Sweet dreams”

[cts🌸 @gf_256]

OpenAI: We have the most sophisticated content filtering system in the world

OpenAI's content filtering system:

[Belle @plainwhiteclaw]

NOT YOUNG SHELDON FINDING MY TWEET ABOUT KILLING YOUNG SHELDON

[Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker]

lol I love what a disaster it's been for guys whose entire careers depend on saying juuuuuuust enough nazi shit without ever saying "I love Adolph Hitler and the Nazi Party" to have him on because of how thirsty they are.

[Juicy Gentleman @DariusAmore]

This CANT be who I think it is…. Please