Polonius Aberfoyle

Secretary of Magic, former Professor at @avistrumacademy

[Polonius Aberfoyle @PCAberfoyle]

Yes, but only because I’m so painfully shy.

[Sam Saulsbury @SamuelSaulsbury]

Shakespeare’s shit is so timeless cause everybody’s got that friend named Polonius that hides behind their tapestries

[Polonius Aberfoyle @PCAberfoyle]

@avistrumacademy @MaldracoD Rude.

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@MaldracoD @avistrumacademy I do, too!

[Polonius Aberfoyle @PCAberfoyle]

@BrowncoatAuror That didn't happen, officially. #thedarkesttimeline

[Polonius Aberfoyle @PCAberfoyle]

@MArgiletum Tell Kraven and Audrey hello, and that the beignets are on me next time I'm in town!

[Polonius Aberfoyle @PCAberfoyle]

Super happy to watch my nieces, Octavia and Julia, get sorted tonight at @avistrumacademy. Welcome to Enigmus and Colubrae, girls!

[Polonius Aberfoyle @PCAberfoyle]

Know the signs! Think F.A.S.T.! Here's how to recognize how someone is having a stroke: https://t.co/jHJs5b2lSH

[Polonius Aberfoyle @PCAberfoyle]

Also enjoyed seeing @colubraeatheart win the #QuidditchCup for #Parador 2nd year in a row (despite her unfortunate Twitter handle).

[Polonius Aberfoyle @PCAberfoyle]

Had fun hosting the @avistrumacademy #quidditchcup again this year! #Avistrum #quiddtich

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@MArgiletum and I decided to get in on the @avistrumacademy tweet fest! #nerdmagic #avistrum #parador

[Polonius Aberfoyle @PCAberfoyle]

So much for restful. What a crazy weekend at @avistrumacademy. I'd try to describe it, but I don't think you'd believe me.

[Polonius Aberfoyle @PCAberfoyle]

Long few days of negotiations. Centaurs/merpeople almost done negotiating new borders. Soon headed to @avistrumacademy for a nice wknd off!

[Polonius Aberfoyle @PCAberfoyle]

...and then I can finally look forward to a relaxing weekend away at @avistrumacademy! Hopefully no shenanigans this year!

[Polonius Aberfoyle @PCAberfoyle]

Finally got the house elves to agree on persimmon. Now, there's just the border dispute between the centaurs and the merpeople to mediate...

[Polonius Aberfoyle @PCAberfoyle]

@MArgiletum Did you just magically lower your age? Or wait, did you raise mine? Why is my back creaking all of a sudden? #nerdmagic

[Polonius Aberfoyle @PCAberfoyle]

...a third of them want puce, a third want magenta, and a third want chartreuse.

[Polonius Aberfoyle @PCAberfoyle]

Negotiating a labor agreement for the house elves in the Hexagon is exhausting. All they want to talk about is what color hats they get...