Peter Chiarelli’s Disciples Fantasy Hockey League

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BREAKING: USSR Gulags GM Alex “The Bear” Hodder has been fined 3 Smirnoff ice at this years banquet for not complying with League rulings. The maximum allowable under the CBA

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CONFIRMED: Sources tell us that @PCDFHLfrauds are getting “drunk as fuck” tonight following their lost. Details to follow.

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@PCDFHLChychruns @2ndCummingPCDHL That being said the @PCDFHLChychruns should probably keep their nose out of league business given their history with underage women

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OFFICIAL: After a god awful hearing the PCDFHL has fined the @2ndCummingPCDHL GM Matthew Mason 3 Smirnoff ice at this years banquet for dropping F Ryan O’Rielly and F Blake Wheeler in an attempt to soil the integrity of the leagues playoffs.

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@PCDFHLChychruns @2ndCummingPCDHL We rest assure you that all decisions are carefully thought out and a board full of qualified members collectively agree on the deserved punishment

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This is the maximum allowable fine under the CBA

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Here are your scores as we cross the halfway point of round one

Lil Mamas 9-2 Pylons
Cum 6-3 Gulags
Cracksmokers 6-4 God Squad
Bitch Pigeons 5-3 Golden Lions
KFC 8-2 Frauds

Expect drastic score changes after the goalie cats kick-in

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Here are your scores after night one of the #PCHFHLPlayoffs
Golden Lions 4-4 Bitch Pigeons
Pylons 5-3 Lil Mamas
Gulags 5-3 Cum
Cracksmokers 6-2 God Squad
KFC 8-2 Frauds

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OFFICIAL: The PCDFHL fines @PCDFHLLions GM 3 Smirnoff ice for intentionally jinxing the Sabres win. This is the maximum allowable fine under the CBA.

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Pylons Acquire: Mikhail Sergachev(D) Ryan Nugent-Hopkins(F) Evander Kane(F) Nikolaj Ehlers(F)

Lil Mamas Acquire: Roman Josi(D) Steven Stamkos(F) Ondrej Palat(F) Keith Yandle (D)

Bitch Pigeons Acquire: Alec Martinez(D) Martin Necas(F) David Perron (F) Teuvo Teravainen(F)

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Pylons Acquire: Mikhail Sergachev(D) Ryan Nugent-Hopkins(F) Evander Kane(F) Nikolaj Ehlers(F)

Lil Mamas Acquire: Roman Josi(D) Steven Stamkos(F) Ondrej Palat(F) Keith Yandle (D)

Bitch Pigeons Acquire: Alec Martinez(D) Martin Necas(F) David Perron (F) Teuvo Teravainen(F)

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OFFICIAL: Blockbuster trade agreed upon between the @pcdfhl_pylons @PCDFHLLilMamas and @PCDFHLPigeons.

Details to follow.

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Friendly reminder to all GMs that TODAY is trade deadline day #BuzzinPhones

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Four days remain until the trade deadline which means only one thing #Blockbusters #PlayoffRace

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PCDFHL Fun fact:
the @PCDFHLWorms haven’t won a single matchup since trading F @GabeLandeskog92 for F Tyler Motte and F Johnny Gaudreau

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OFFICIAL: Due to the post made by the @PCDFHLSHCS the league has fined the GM 3 Smirnoff Ice, the maximum allowable under the CBA. Furthermore, for every post posted by the GM he must take a shot of microwaved GunPowder rum. Yes that’s right, microwaved rum.

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OFFICIAL: The PCDFHL fines @PCDFHLPigeons GM 3 Smirnoff Ice for their disturbing images posted on social media. Furthermore, if any more posts are deemed to be offensive, a shot will be taken by the GM for every post that is put up.

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The @PCDFHLLilMamas showed up big time against the @PCDFHLWorms to earn a win this week. The Lil Mamas were carried to victory by an unknown ally, hoping to help a teammate reach their full fantasy potential.

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The @2ndCummingPCDHL faced off against the @PCDFHLgodsquad this week. A costly mistake early in the year may have determined this matchup before it even started.