French accent: “Let me get this straight. You were born in Michigan, raised in Michigan, and went to school in Michigan. What is this “Michigan,” a prison?!”
“So, I put in the bagel and I did the lever-y thing and the dial thing, because it’s a toaster... but now, there’s.... fish.” Another year of amazing Improv Club out-of-context quotes coming your way!!
“See, I’ve always had this idea that I can tell what a baby’s occupation will be just by giving it an object.”
. . . And that’s a wrap for another spectacular year of Improv Club!