EclipseEventer

I ride a magical orange moose.

[uɐıɹʇsǝnbǝ lɐıɔǝds @SpecialEq]

On a scale of one to ten how often do you panic after leaving the barn because you can’t actually remember latching the stall/gate

[EclipseEventer @PCEventing]

First body clip of the season in the bag 👊🏼

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

if my calculations are correct, i have absolutely no money

[Bree Edwards @BreeEdwards1717]

how am I suppose to get a 4.0 with a 2.0 brain

[(parody) BILL NYE THO @Bill_Nye_Tho]

Alexa get us a government that take global warming seriously

[EclipseEventer @PCEventing]

@UniversityRider Thank you!! Just a perk of being at a nice barn and having a cute four legged creature 😏😂

[EclipseEventer @PCEventing]

I guess waking up at 4 to ride the most perfect moose before I have to leave him for 5 days was worth it ❤️

[ᎶᎥᏞᏞᎬᎽ @TraeGilley]

ever since Vine was deleted this country has been going nowhere but downhill

[jamie @jamiemdyy]

when nickleback said “i need a credit card that’s got no limit” i felt that

[(parody) BILL NYE THO @Bill_Nye_Tho]

lab coat: on

feelings: off

[(parody) BILL NYE THO @Bill_Nye_Tho]

you not a real american if u let yourself get dehydrated today

[Beks @beksjwhite]

My waiter asked “Now, do we want straws OR do we want to save the turtles?” and honestly we all deserve that environmental guilt trip

[EclipseEventer @PCEventing]

The most perfect Coop-a-loop ❤️

[EclipseEventer @PCEventing]

So incredibly proud of this goober for surviving his first real jumper show at 21 ❤️😅

[AB @allyybrad]

if you don’t move each and every keeper while you are cleaning tack you are a demon, sorry i don’t make the rules.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

8-year-old: You're the best dad ever!

Me: Thanks.

8: ...is what I'll say when you get me a horse.

Me: No thanks.

[equine addict @tryingrider]

when you get out of bed in the morning and your whole body is like snap crackle pop