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PCF Professional Cluster F__k....managed by Wlad the Impaler and Deb the B___h

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@AsburyParkPress the manager at one of your distribution point in NJ wants us to home deliver papers in this weather hahaha

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@nytimes the manager at your distribution point in NJ wants us to home deliver papers in this weather hahaha

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@Trentonian the manager at your distribution point in NJ wants us to home deliver papers in this weather hahaha

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lets risk the lives of over 300 people in Lakewood alone just to get a newspaper out are you serious!

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@nydailynews the manager at your distribution point in NJ wants us to home deliver papers in this weather hahaha

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According to the Lakewood PD if we are caught on the road we will be ticketed and towed. but we are gonna deliver papers Wlad dont worry

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according to Wlad the Impaler "papers are in the warehouse and will be delivered" hahahaha are you kidding

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@GovChristie what are the travel restrictions, for something like home delivery of newspapers a non-essential job

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@AsburyParkPress but dont worry your independent carriers will home deliver your papers even if we get arrested doing it

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everyone ready to deliver tonight.we are better than the USPS you will get your paper or we will get fired for not delivering in a hurricane

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Lakewood police come give out some tickets at 2am IM sure we will have a road full and fire lane blocked need the address msg me

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.33 cent tip for a porched paper how cheap can people be

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Yeah but not the contractors, drunks, stoners, un-licensed, un-insured, rude nasty dregs of society

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PCF is a drug-free workplace requiring drug-testing, driving record and background checks prior to employment.

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did you know you cant bag an APP in a StarLedger bag....someone found out the hard way and had to re-bag 400 papers...hahaha what a loser

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hey any lakewood cops wanna make a few bucks for the town, stop by and give out handicapped and fire zone tickets as well as street parking

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then its harder to get caught...not that anyone at PCF Lakewood does this.....NO WAY

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and of course if your a man of god and you can con people to steal papers for you even better

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then you just steal a few extra papers every day and make a few bucks

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ghost paper....whats this....you contact a customer and tell them you can get them the paper for less each week...