Phillip Creckin

some guy
strong independent woman of color
probably gay, but in a straight way

[Phillip Creckin @PCreckin51946]

I would never post. I'm a reply guy.

[Phillip Creckin @PCreckin51946]

@LizzyStarrrdust I'm not sure how much I trust the reliability of my own judgement on this, but it's not an unasked question.

[Phillip Creckin @PCreckin51946]

@LizzyStarrrdust This probably won't be taken well, but HST is a 20 year old's idea of growing out of something. I'm rebelling, but sophisticated. So far as I know, he published 1 banger and 2 other good ones. After that it just gets worse. Don't subject yourself to this.

[Phillip Creckin @PCreckin51946]

@LizzyStarrrdust The cat reminds me of you. Everything about the photo rings true.

[Phillip Creckin @PCreckin51946]

@shouq_al90149 That's for the lanyard attachment. You don't hang one next to the onion? How do you expect to survive an emergency?

[Phillip Creckin @PCreckin51946]

@Amer1can_Barbie @britmatters Oh, I'm sure it was a Brit that ran a fish and chips shop. They go off like dynamite all the time. I throw random children all the time. I'm an American though. It's a warm up sport before the big football game.

[Phillip Creckin @PCreckin51946]

@cynicallycute I can relate. The thing is, a sudden and violent change in trajectory. I don't mean violent literally. Treasure those periods of stability. Inevitably, the rug will be pulled out from under you. I think I was funnier before the time sitting in the hospital waiting room. Odd.

[Phillip Creckin @PCreckin51946]

@LizzyStarrrdust I forget to attach things too. It was a rare adult snow day. I have cameras, so I was watching this squirrel trying to get back to a tree. Collapsed. Suited up, I tried to help. I brought him inside. Dryer warmed towels. Didn't work. Special animals, they stick with you.

[Phillip Creckin @PCreckin51946]

@_josephine0_ Tell me you had a complicated relationship with your Father, the picture.

[Phillip Creckin @PCreckin51946]

@Irina_exh I absolutely do. I'm not going to blow a burner doing average shady shit. Back in the day, I had a pager too. I guess kids these days just hope for the best.

[Phillip Creckin @PCreckin51946]

@janefkndoe I never did that. I never even thought of something like that. Now, I wish I would have. It's like, "What did you do to wind up in prison?" Well . . .

[Phillip Creckin @PCreckin51946]

@SecretSunBlog @KitapGulum That's so sad. The bear wanted contact. Still, I wouldn't be comfortable either. That's why I feed squirrels instead of measuring bears. There's a significantly lower risk of being mauled to death and eaten.

[Phillip Creckin @PCreckin51946]

@s4m31p4n One day, everyday with be Juneteenth. That will make scheduling difficult. It's a small price to pay.

[Phillip Creckin @PCreckin51946]

@tweetsmoe There's a great answer there for, "What did you do over the weekend?" I'm not sure how to phrase it, but Dick Pond offers a lot of possibilities.

[Phillip Creckin @PCreckin51946]

@Penprincemgr_ The homelessness crisis could probably be solved if fat Rick would just allow them to live in the deep crease. It would be a damp and dark life, but it would beat the current normal. He just won't do it though.

[Phillip Creckin @PCreckin51946]

@Kinza1278 Bint is a word. I think the English came up with it. So, it's official.

[Phillip Creckin @PCreckin51946]

@MsAshBash420 What do you people do with your gimps, if not this? If you don't ride them around town, how's anyone supposed to know?

[Phillip Creckin @PCreckin51946]

@SqSehrish I don't know, twink? Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[Phillip Creckin @PCreckin51946]

@s4m31p4n I woke up yesterday, lost in unnamed emotions. Dizzy, I came to the same conclusion. His nose, I must know it.

[Phillip Creckin @PCreckin51946]

@LizzyStarrrdust Wait, you didn't sell him crack? I'd just assumed.