Coach Pat MS, CSCS

As seen on TV. WVU/ΦΚΨ alum, living the Cali life, dog dad to Effie and Lillie. Biostat MS/Ex Phys BS, fitness and soccer coach, stats aficionado, drummer

[Met (C) 🏆 @AFCMet]

This is one of the best images I’ve ever seen of the Emirates. Whoever took it deserves a medal

[Coach Pat MS, CSCS @PCush]

Did Giroud just pressure point paralyze Jordi Alba?

[L7 | Petey @peteyburn]

From an evolutionary survival standpoint, being able to run for 25 minutes in exchange for only 300 calories is actually a pretty good deal!

[pxt @paulxt]

[sorrowfully] my wife

[Coach Pat MS, CSCS @PCush]

@WVSoccerdad Fun game to watch as a Gunner, but I will give you that point. Flops.

[antifa🔻girlfriend @lllliatttt]

call me obama the way that bush knockin against my belly

[Jack Soble @jacksoble56]

“That’s why we brought you here, huh? About dang time.” - Marcus Freeman to Jayden Harrison after his game-changing kickoff return TD

Cinematic look at the Sugar Bowl win, via @NDFootball

[Christopher Powers @CPowers14]

The most violently high I’ve ever seen an athlete in an interview

[semaJ @semaJ7272]

Might be his magnum opus

[Rajat Suresh @rajat_suresh]

Grinch: I would like to buy a dog

Pet store employee: ok are you a guy?

Grinch: No. I am some sort of gorilla

Pet store employee: That is fine.

Grinch: A green gorilla

Employee: Doesn’t matter

[yatharth ༺༒༻ @AskYatharth]

period reminder to NOT donate to wikipedia

the ads deceive people into thinking wikipedia is under financial distress (it's not) and that donations go towards keeping the site running (they don't)

they borrow on the goodwill of wikipedia to fund a runaway NGO and its advocacy

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

I used to hate waiters until I realized they’re not just being nosy. They need to know what I want to eat so they can relay it to the kitchen staff

[Real Bravoholic @RealBravoholic]

this might be the best tweet of all time

[Jack Soble @jacksoble56]

Winter is coming at Notre Dame Stadium, with a hype video narrated by Jaylon Smith.

One week out. (via @NDFootball)

[Coach Pat MS, CSCS @PCush]

Ever

[The Smoking Musket @smokingmusket]

west virginia has been in the big 12 for nearly a decade and a half but the switch that goes off in the fanbase's brain and turns us feral when a big east team is in front of us will never go away

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

@nocontextcfb Winter Bitch (rotated), by Ed Clark, 1959

[Ana @wavelettes]

Spotify wrapped is people waiting all winter for like 2 sql queries that’s wild

[Geoff Norcott @GeoffNorcott]

Massive away win for the little fella.