30, I'm a mess, but the kind you don't wanna clean up cause its an organized type of mess. Beer, cats, but not cops.
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"Jingle All The Way" is a Greek Tragedy
A flawed hero (Arnold's charater) who is manipulated by the gods (The Anakin kid). The hero falls to disaster (Journey to get a Turbo Man doll) due to a combination of personal failings (letting his carrer be his priority over his family)
Ok, hear me out. Home Alone is a Batman movie.
A kid whose family disappears goes insane and starts beating the shit out of criminals at night using his own gadgets.
Honestly I'm kinda offended no ones ever asked me if they could do boudoir photoshoot of me. I'd probably look hot af half naked on camera, but now the world will never know!