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BOTANY TEACHER AT LITTLE HOMESCHOOL (BEACH CITY, DV,) BELOVED MEMBER OF THE CRYSTAL GEMS, AND GUARDIAN OF MANY SENTIENT GOURDS!

PAULCY & PIERETTE FANS DNI.

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@Esmenii I ALWAYS DO! I THOUGHT QUITE A WHILE ABOUT THIS BEFORE POSTING IT.

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I HAVE NOT! I HAVEN'T "EATEN" ANYTHING BEFORE EITHER, REALLY. I CAN STILL TASTE THINGS THOUGH.

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@zazzy_zane QUITE A LOT! I'LL "@" YOU WHEN I FINALLY COMPLETE AND UPLOAD MY FULL CHRONOLOGICALLY ORDERED ANALYSIS ON THE SERIES.

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I DON'T HAVE FINGER PRINTS. SORRY, YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE TO FRAME SOMEONE ELSE! NOT THAT THAT WOULD HAVE WORKED, HA. THEY TRIED TO DO THAT TO COUNSELOR PATRICK IN SEASON 3! I AM JUST TOO INTELLIGENT FOR YOU.

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@polypearIs WHY

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@polypearIs "THE DOCTOR"... HM! THEY MUST BE QUITE SKILLED AT THEIR PROFESSION IF THAT IS ALL THEY ARE KNOWN BY.

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WELL, I DIDN'T PLAN TO, BECAUSE MY FAVORITE SHOW IS CAMP *PINING* HEARTS!

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@Meth_Yippie NO, I AM ABLE TO CHEW.

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@gaylapis NO NEVER. I DON'T DO THAT! WELL ANY MORE

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I ASK MYSELF THIS EVERY DAY. I DON'T KNOW. I JUST DON'T KNOW.

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@gaylapis !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY YAY YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M EXCITED.

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@gaylapis UMMM. I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN!

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@gaylapis I WOULDN'T, THAT'S WHY YOU'RE DOING IT! I'D TASTE IT AND THEN SPIT IT BACK OUT INTO YOUR MOUTH FOR YOU TO FINISH IT.

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@gaylapis HI

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@gaylapis ERRR. I DUNNO!

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@gaylapis HI LAPIS

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@gaylapis BECAUSE PUMPKIN HAS PUMPKIN GUTS AND I DON'T LIKE HOW PUMPKIN GUTS TASTE.

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@polypearIs OKAY! WHAT'S THE NAME OF THE DOCTOR? SO I CAN DO FURTHER RESEARCH.

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@_38mb DID I MISSPELL A WORD

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@_38mb YES?

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@Meth_Yippie ? WHY... WHAT

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@zazzy_zane EARTHLINGS HAVE A VERY SKEWED IDEA OF WHAT IS AND ISN'T WEIRD. SO THIS DOESN'T DETER ME, REALLY.