Me: I send my kid to public school so she can be grounded in reality.
My Kid: Why didn’t you put honey under my Valencia almonds like they do at the club?
I once told someone my fav movie was Citizen Kane because I didn’t want to come off as vapid. At this point I’d rather tell people the truth— my fav movie is Legally Blonde. If you don’t like Elle Woods I need to know that before I invest any more time in this relationship.