PDXAirportCarpet

It’s me. The carpet. From PDX. You know…the airport.

[PDXAirportCarpet @PDX_Carpet]

I gotta stop letting people walk all over me 🤷🏻‍♂️🚷

[PDXAirportCarpet @PDX_Carpet]

@MansplningSrvvr Why?

[PDXAirportCarpet @PDX_Carpet]

Who wants to shag (carpet)?

[PDXAirportCarpet @PDX_Carpet]

@nicolebankss101 Those bitches are beyond help 🤷🏻‍♂️

[PDXAirportCarpet @PDX_Carpet]

@Eric_Likes_Tech @flypdx Classy like a $5 whore, Eric. You’re familiar, right?

[PDXAirportCarpet @PDX_Carpet]

Call me conceited if you’d like, but I’m fucking sexy 🔥🔥🔥

@flypdx

[PDXAirportCarpet @PDX_Carpet]

@narrowroadman @PDX Why the hell would you tag me in this? The only thing I have to do with dogs is getting the occasional golden shower. Psycho.

[PDXAirportCarpet @PDX_Carpet]

@elenaspeaking @MattHobson6 Oh I know, baby 😘

[PDXAirportCarpet @PDX_Carpet]

@MJNewfield @elenaspeaking I got your jet stream right here 🍆💦

[PDXAirportCarpet @PDX_Carpet]

@Draskia @HAVOKgg @flypdx @TwitchCon Be sure to wear a skirt 😎

[PDXAirportCarpet @PDX_Carpet]

Ladies….if you’re gonna sit on me as you wait for your flight, please pay special attention to…..areas…..beforehand. ‘Preciate ya 🤢

[PDXAirportCarpet @PDX_Carpet]

@kayladakreator Feeling is mutual ❤️

[PDXAirportCarpet @PDX_Carpet]

@SklarBrothers It’s a daily occurrence over here, boys 🦈🩸

[PDXAirportCarpet @PDX_Carpet]

@ohioisforashley

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@Elgoog63

[PDXAirportCarpet @PDX_Carpet]

@_alisonmarkham It’s disgusting. Do you have any idea how many of you people don’t care about foot hygiene!?

[PDXAirportCarpet @PDX_Carpet]

@FarhanBakhtiar @Heskicks @apthcry

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@mismorokn Please don’t insult me. What did I ever do to you?

[PDXAirportCarpet @PDX_Carpet]

@RoutestoAfrica @thedailybeast @flypdx @Delta Quit being a pussy. I’m beloved.

[PDXAirportCarpet @PDX_Carpet]

@aOhRiver @meptrsn This might be the first time I’ve ever been called pleasant. Thank you. I do try.

[PDXAirportCarpet @PDX_Carpet]

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