SpinGuru Joe

NBA 🏀 , NFL 🏈, MLB ⚾️ betting only 💵

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@OregonBaseball As the only proud beaver fan in your comment section, I want to congratulate you all on a great baseball year. I hope you guys kick ass down in Texas and make the great baseball ⚾️ state of Oregon proud. You all were the better team than us this year, you guys deserve it 🤝

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@trailblazers This team is why I’m a broken man. I just hit the dog, and screamed at the kid to go play outside. Then I just proceeded to tear the toilet out of the wall and smash the sink into pieces with a hammer. Now my wife is leaving me and I have nothing. Someone please help me :/

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@BeaverBaseball This team is the reason I can’t sleep anymore. My kids wonder why I stopped putting food on the table. They don’t understand it’s because this team makes me so sick, that I can’t even eat anymore. My mental health is severely slipping watching this team. I’m done and can’t do it.

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RED EYE 💿 by @MoneyMan is still one of the goated 🐐most slept on projects I’ve ever heard. That shit makes me wanna run my 🍞 🆙

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@BlueJays @redturn2 Just a reminder that this garbage team was somehow favored on @DKSportsbook and @FDSportsbook lol 😆 what a joke

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@kingdom_betting @ke__toyourheart @FansAuthentic @FanaticsSupport @FanaticsBook @AllenRobinson I mean am I trippin? The play started off at the 32.5 and finished at the 39.5... Didn’t see where the ball was technically snapped the play after the catch. But it should be 7 yards in the stat book regardless.

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@AuburnBaseball Bye bye auburn baseball. Better luck next year. You guys were talking mad smack after the game yesterday and felt so confident. Beavers are gonna be feasting on some tiger tmrw 😜

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@lopestrada24 @MorantsStan @GuwopGlo901 @memgrizz Bro same! I got the under like wtf is goin on lmao

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@Rangers I wonder how much money smart sports bettors are making off of this terrible team.

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@BallySportsSW @Rangers @Rangers you guys suck. Terrible trash team.

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@Athletics Just wanted to say that you all sucked ass tonight. I had a parlay that I risked 100 bucks on. I would’ve won $1000 if your stupid asses would’ve won. Since every other game hit for me. But instead you can’t even get a fucking run when you had more hits than the other team smh

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@MoneyMan That play was cash. I’ll send you next one.

[SpinGuru Joe @PDXprognostics]

@MoneyMan @MoneyMan take the under 221.5 total points in the clippers and Suns tonight. The line is inflated. Look for intense defense like last game. I got 5 units on that play tonight!

[SpinGuru Joe @PDXprognostics]

@cvpayne look at the price action the last hour of #AMC. Why does the #SEC turn a blind eye to such obvious manipulation? It’s ridiculous. Nobody is selling. They (hedge funds) are trying to push it to as low a number as possible for the options that are about to be expired.

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@mnwild You guys suck. I have a parlay riding on this Down syndrome team. I profit one thousand bucks and this is the last game I need. And you give up three goals in 11 minutes. What the fuck is wrong with you idiots. Give your contracts back!

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@elonmusk you’re a piece of shit and abuse your power to make more money by manipulating the market. While tons of people struggle to even eat. You are not a good guy and you know deep down, amidst your millions. That you are a crook. I can’t believe you sleep well at night.

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@Pirates Hahahha bases loaded no outs lmao. And you guys get nothing lmao. Cubs were only -130 today. Thanks for the thousand dollars I made today fading this softball girls team called @Pirates

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@Pirates Your team sucks. Literally they are trash. They are like a minor league squad. Look at this game today for example. It’s like a bunch of little girls out there playing softball

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@MoneyMan @MoneyMan its amazing how when people see u finally get a bag they find some way to try and trip u to give them sumthn back from the bag u don got

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@Sports_Schlub @Dakotadamus Covid didn’t ruin the economy bro. The Dow Jones rose like 9,000 points from March 2020-July 2020...do your due diligence before commenting on stuff you clearly don’t know about.