Peyton

[Peyton @PDichsen]

A customer just brought me Starbucks to my work because he heard me talking about how I forgot my coffee at home and now I’m crying at Lowe’s

[Accept This Rose @IWatchBachelor]

Oh look, it's the two men Bachelor Nation wanted to be Bachelor instead of Clayton...

#BachelorinParadise #BIP

[#1 Cristopher Sanchez fan @Aylexxx1]

@KamalaHarris We voted, Vice President. We voted. You are in office because we voted. Our job is done. Respectfully, how dare you put this back on us. We did our job. It’s time for you and the other elected Democrats to do yours

[Angela Rockstar @Mrs_ARockstar]

Ban viagra that’s not natural if God wanted your Dick to work it would

[Kor 🔮 @444kor]

Rt this if you have ever cried because of your job. I want to see something.

[dianca 🐾💋🪩 @diancuh]

If this isn’t a sign I don’t know what is #TheBachelorette #MenTellAll

[Stressed Bachelor Fan @StressedBachFan]

You're telling me this was our final 4 and the next Bachelor is Clayton?? #TheBachelorette

[BarbieGirl @UrsTruly_Barbie]

What a time to be alive!!
Take your son over state lines with an AR-15, he kills two people. and nobody’s guilty.
Take your daughter over Texas’ state line to receive an abortion and both would be guilty and in prison.
#ThisIsAmerica

[Peyton @PDichsen]

@KaliJayx3 I love you😂

[reality steph🌹 @realitybysteph]

ah you watch the bachelorette…surprising, but i’m not judging! it’s cute actually. you watch the show because it humors you. do you enjoy watching peoples hearts break? are you a heartbreaker? will you break my heart? don’t worry, i can fix you. #TheBachelorette  #YOUSEASON3

[CopsOffCampusIowa @CopsOffCampusIA]

tens of thousands of unmasked and likely unvaccinated waving to sick kids while the university refuses to protect its vulnerable students is the only evidence needed to prove the "best tradition in sports" is only about making the people in the stands feel good about themselves

[Peyton @PDichsen]

@d_jenkins29 Who????

[Peyton @PDichsen]

@baby_kales 🤢

[BIG 🌹Rose @GuardurRose]

At no age because it’s called a turtle neck

[Peyton @PDichsen]

@SkylarPaige18 LMAO that was your hospital??? I saw that on ebi

[Blake Shelton @blakeshelton]

Excited to celebrate 20 years of #Austin with a commemorative 20th Anniversary 7” vinyl! Pre-order yours starting April 16th! -Team BS

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

Watch this. Trust me.

[Kali 🖤 @KaliJayx3]

It’s 60 degrees outside, McDonalds has shamrock shakes, and the sun is starting to set later. Goodbye Seasonal Depression. It’s regular depression season now!

[Katherine Heubeck is on Mastodon @KatHeubeck]

Sorry but this is the best bird story I’ve ever read. The update is *chefs kiss*