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★ ☆ i stand with my cancelled wife (max verstappen)☆ ★

[neve ¹ ☽｡⋆ @PEACHPIASTRI]

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me: dude formula one has gone to shit recently

the homunculus i keep in a cage under my bed that predicts the outcome of every race: father, must they use the formula? would the mother’s own milk not be healthier?

me, reaching for my spray bottle: i don’t keep you here to think

[neve ¹ ☽｡⋆ @PEACHPIASTRI]

charles with a ring on his ring finger finally serving housewife like he was born to do

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max walking out alongside the same livery he’s had for four championships

[scar @mv1esv]

funniest thing abt max verstappen terrorism is that he has so much control over the car like he does this w deliberation and purpose LMFAOO i just have to say goat i fear

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don’t know why the commentators are mad. i think max should be meaner. i think max should be allowed to say nastier things about other people

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what do you mean max verstappen used the max verstrapon what do you MEAN he’s going to be a FATHER

[neve ¹ ☽｡⋆ @PEACHPIASTRI]

just so we’re all clear now if max verstappen retires after this season i will be no man’s peace, especially not max’s

[neve ¹ ☽｡⋆ @PEACHPIASTRI]

i feel like i need to be put down after that

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@terarfied that would’ve been my second guess

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@F1Wallpapers4K we love you F1 wallpapers you’re the only good thing we have left

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@admiringalbon been sending that shit to people thinking it says reaction this whole time abbie count your days

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i dreamt last night that i went karting with mark and seb but the safety car (a bright red porsche) for some reason was bloodlusted for seb and only seb so me and mark had to watch him cower in corners while the man in the safety car tried to mow him down

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@admiringalbon WHAT DID I JUST SAY

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sorry abbie was there too

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@admiringalbon @moremarriott shut up i’m travelling

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@terarfied he ships shrek and fiona so bad

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@admiringalbon 1. logan gets in the mclarens 2. he crashes them both 3. ????? 4. max verstappen ten times wdc

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logan, baby. baby, this is your first shot for an actual race finish. you're up against nobody else on the track. it was never going to be easy. i love you so much. it'll be alright. you'll finish. you finished a few races overall, give it some time, and you won’t crash 💙