Connor Seed

Emperor of Lancashire incarnate; the culmination of a multi generation breeding experiment between witches and pigeon men

[Connor Seed @PENDULLWITCH]

Yer da sells tea towels that say As Northern As Pie, Peas and Gravy at the Makers Market.

Whilst the sweat of his toil is honourable, he has set back a cohesive northern identity a thousand years and so shall be reeducated in the East Lancashire Ego Death Zone.

[Connor Seed @PENDULLWITCH]

After long days over the microscope conducting genealogical research, it is discovered.

My mother - a mitherer! My father - a mitherer too!

Be damned. I am composite of all their mithering and more.

[Connor Seed @PENDULLWITCH]

Really into sitting on the curb and smoking a cigarette at the minute. Just watching the world go by. Being nice to the pigeons. Talking to some passing city slickers. They don’t get the curb at 3PM on a Thursday shtick. Their loss, I guess. Yeah, just me and the curb.

[Connor Seed @PENDULLWITCH]

I make people put this on at every party I go to

https://t.co/0QiphExWBO

[Connor Seed @PENDULLWITCH]

Stanley Kubrick faked Wallace and Gromit’s A Grand Day Out

[Connor Seed @PENDULLWITCH]

Man at the gym who is trying to look attractive so goes to kiss his tensed muscle but just blows a raspberry against it

[Connor Seed @PENDULLWITCH]

Self diagnosed chippy tea through TikTok

[Connor Seed @PENDULLWITCH]

Pour into his vessel the milk of your ambition and hope for change. I will dance in the England beyond this one, wielding the shadow of his spine in triumph.

[Connor Seed @PENDULLWITCH]

I would rather have my cock cut off and be beaten to death with it than vote for Labour under Keir Starmer. You will all be betrayed. That sweat bead skinned coward will sell you all out

[Connor Seed @PENDULLWITCH]

In the days following my death, the discourse mostly revolved around the social connotations of me tweeting every AI creator I could find the words “die you stupid cunt”

[Connor Seed @PENDULLWITCH]

Oh him yeah? We’re mitherers twice removed

[Connor Seed @PENDULLWITCH]

This will lead to the interesting insane and good art never being made and the mediocre, banal, trash art continuing to rise. Your soul will burn for a hundred thousand stretches of eternity with what you hath wrought

[Tsarathustra @tsarnick]

OpenAI's Mira Murati: "some creative jobs maybe will go away, but maybe they shouldn't have been there in the first place"

[Connor Seed @PENDULLWITCH]

I was born onto this Earth to destroy these 4 men; these heralds of the end times

[Connor Seed @PENDULLWITCH]

When society falls and we return to the soil the thing I’ll miss the most will be having a Dandelion and Burdock with pie peas and gravy

[Connor Seed @PENDULLWITCH]

Whenever it says Legend: next to a diagram, it’s me. It is me it is referring to

[Connor Seed @PENDULLWITCH]

My twitter and my instagram should be read comparatively as field notes on the decline of the West. They are the endpoint of the Canon.

[Connor Seed @PENDULLWITCH]

Born to be a hater; forced to be part of the team structure at an SME

[Connor Seed @PENDULLWITCH]

If Science is so assured of the absence of God, why don’t they just fit a GoPro onto a dying man?

Im waiting Science