P.E.N.G.U.I.N. 935

Wait, am I even a Penguin?

Fuck.

Penguin lore, announcements and other dumb shit.

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N. 935 @PENGUIN_935]

Applications for Joining the Penguins are now open.

Please state why you would be a good fit for us.

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N. 935 @PENGUIN_935]

@schizowintercel You would make a good fit.

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N. 935 @PENGUIN_935]

Applications for Joining the Penguins are now open.

Please state why you would be a good fit for us.

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N. 935 @PENGUIN_935]

We have concluded that making a weaponized wheelchair would be a huge misuse of resources, however we already gave R&D the money so we are sorry in advance for what abomination they make.

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Note: do not fuck around with the quantum entanglement devices, last thing you want to do is make two objects be in the same place at the same time.

We are still cleaning skull fragments out of the locker room from yesterday's incident.

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N. 935 @PENGUIN_935]

If you see this, congratulations on being conscripted into a disposal unit.

Maybe you'll be the 2% that survives.

Oh and don't try to run, that only decreases your chances of survival.

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Note: disregard that last message, a wheelchair could technically be up armoured into a tank while the best an exo skeleton can hope to do is be a shittier version of a robot.

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N. 935 @PENGUIN_935]

An exo skeleton is basically a cooler wheelchair if you think about it.

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I forgot I made this account again.

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N. 935 @PENGUIN_935]

I forget this account existed

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N. 935 @PENGUIN_935]

This is a test.

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N. 935 @PENGUIN_935]

@SuikaRaper We gave it the nickname "Apparition" for it's holographic and cloaking abilities, It's what we use when we want to fuck with our enemies.

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N. 935 @PENGUIN_935]

After months of deliberation, It has been decided to authorize use of the MK.1 "Apparition" class armor for scaring kids on Halloween.

Please note: It should only be used on small groups wandering within our Area of Operations, They are considered fair game.

Have fun. -935

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N. 935 @PENGUIN_935]

I hate the void.

it's usually dark, damp and full of things that want to kill me.

Like Australia

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N. 935 @PENGUIN_935]

@YuugiEnjoyer Ok, You may be eligible.

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N. 935 @PENGUIN_935]

@YuugiEnjoyer How big?

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N. 935 @PENGUIN_935]

@YuugiEnjoyer Intriguing, elaborate.

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@Komeidzhivich *Pulls out taser*

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CHARGE

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N. 935 @PENGUIN_935]

@Komeidzhivich WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO ME?

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Guys please, it's dark here and I hear them coming.

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N. 935 @PENGUIN_935]

What the hell am I doing here?

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