Attention Young Men:
I am surrounded by 20-year-old women for some reason. But none of them are going on dates! This is clearly your fault. Here’s how you stop being lame.
Step 1: Stop playing the Pokemans
Step 2: Go to a local mall (where all the youths hang out) to find a girl
Step 3: Tell her you think she’s a grooovy chick
Step 4: Ask her to the sock hop or to get a milkshake at the soda shop
Step 5: When she says yes, do a cool skateboard trick and say “Far out man!”
Life is Strange is the best out of all the episodic adventure games, actually.
And if you didnt sacrifice Arcadia Bay to save Chloe you're a semitic slave-moralist incapable of any loftier expression intrinsic to the hyperborean spirit of the Aryan man btw