Showbiz Sam

Former tabloid showbiz trivia king. Now jobless due to internet. Will perform sexual favours while telling you who played Benny in Crossroads for a pittance.

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@DawnBrowni40673 Got to rinse it straight away. Saves scrubbing later.

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@MillennialWoes @GoodwinMJ Whatever it takes to avoid being called a racist.

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@DawnBrowni40673 I eat once a day. Nearly always a delivery from the Chinese takeaway. Same plate. Same fork.

If that sounds depressing, it is.

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@CraigHouston_ @RestoreBritain @RupertLowe10 Best town in Inverclyde is the same as Restore's core message...

DE PORT!

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@AtalantaBC_News Claudio enjoyed the psychotic brutality so much he would later move to play in Scotland on a permanent basis.

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@80s90sfootball The exact opposite of Stevie fucking Nicol.

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@stmirrenretro Haiti reminds me of Greenock

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@PTAlanSwann I'm watching Scotland. Probably because I'm Scotch.

But we're 4-0 up on Bolivia.

That's right. Bolivia. Who beat Brazil in September.

Dead certs. Get the mortgage on them.

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@kieran_ashton1 I reckon Alan Brazil would give this mob a game by himself.

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@SPFLWatch Full Andy Cameron mode seems justified.

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@JoshFerme There are no restrictions on where you'd need to gub the 40 or 50 valium that's required to watch Scotland.

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@BBCSportScot No wonder they're winning.

Bolivia have got Bobby Connor in goal.

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@ForestHills1903 No wonder they're winning.

Bolivia appear to have Bobby Connor in goal.

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@damienslash @SianaNache79742 Sell-outs.

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@temme_paul32567 @1968Tv Fuckers got what was coming to them at Chernobyl a couple of years later.

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@Luca_Johnson96 Not a problem, Darling.

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@simon__roberts Driverless tractors?

Why didn't Stalin think of that when he shot all the Kulaks?

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@80s90sfootball Berg was a class act, but he had to pay to get back in there.

Henning was only screwed over even more when Frank de Boer took his place in the Rangers team.

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@DGS120 Hanging.

Televised.