Pierre Elliott Trudeau (Parody)

Parody. Probable Daddy to Justin, Eternally Devoted Husband to Margaret (div. 1984), Intermittent King of Canada.

No matter what, do not study #Bitcoin.

[Pierre Elliott Trudeau (Parody) @PETrudeauParody]

Justin, I just want to say how proud I am of you.
I'm sorry it took me this long to say it.
I love you.
@JustinTrudeau

[Pierre Elliott Trudeau (Parody) @PETrudeauParody]

Justin is struggling to sell the increasing Carbon Tax to the fine Peoplekind of Canada.

This is why he's trying a new strategy: raising Capital Gains taxes.

Because, if at first you don't succeed, try the exact same thing again.

Sunny ways, friends!

[Pierre Elliott Trudeau (Parody) @PETrudeauParody]

Be grateful, Peoplekind of Canada!

We are letting you poop.

You're welcome.

[Pierre Elliott Trudeau (Parody) @PETrudeauParody]

@JamesBaumgartn1 She really did like to party.

[Pierre Elliott Trudeau (Parody) @PETrudeauParody]

The Liberal Party is like a nurturing Mother, forcing baby-Canadians to suck on it for nourishment and life.

The Conservative Party is like a good Father, encouraging and supporting Canadians to be self-sufficient, take risks, innovate & succeed.

Too bad Justin had neither.

[Pierre Elliott Trudeau (Parody) @PETrudeauParody]

@DanCostellodeux @AlbertaLeonidas If I died, Canada would also die.

[Pierre Elliott Trudeau (Parody) @PETrudeauParody]

@DanCostellodeux @AlbertaLeonidas Justin has been trying to fill my shoes all his life.

I take it as a great compliment that he always felt like he was never as good as me.

[Pierre Elliott Trudeau (Parody) @PETrudeauParody]

@DanCostellodeux @AlbertaLeonidas Thank you for admitting that he's mine.

[Pierre Elliott Trudeau (Parody) @PETrudeauParody]

@RebelNewsOnline @ezralevant Based.

[Pierre Elliott Trudeau (Parody) @PETrudeauParody]

@mmoose02025111 I've been letting my son enjoy the spotlight.

Just kidding.

He's not mine.

[Pierre Elliott Trudeau (Parody) @PETrudeauParody]

On this day, in 1968, I became Canada's 15th (and most glorious) Prime Minister.

Since then, all you undeserving poors have been basking in the glow of my sunny ways.

On behalf of myself and my above-average-sized-ego (trust me, it's huge), you're welcome.

[Pierre Elliott Trudeau (Parody) @PETrudeauParody]

On this day, in 1968, I became Canada's 15th (and most glorious) Prime Minister.

Since then, all you undeserving poors have been basking in the glow of my sunny ways.

On behalf of myself and my above-average-sized-ego (trust me, it's huge), you're welcome.

[Pierre Elliott Trudeau (Parody) @PETrudeauParody]

@AreOhEssEyeEe @deborra69 Pretty sure it was Castro.

[Pierre Elliott Trudeau (Parody) @PETrudeauParody]

@CoryBMorgan In Justin's defense, when he thinks of Calgarian taxpayers, he thinks of Brokeback Mountain.

[Pierre Elliott Trudeau (Parody) @PETrudeauParody]

@echipiuk Justin would prefer you stay quiet.

Not because you're a woman.

Because you're a woman with unacceptable views.

lol

[Pierre Elliott Trudeau (Parody) @PETrudeauParody]

@echipiuk No biggie.

The rich will pay for it.

Well, some of the rich.

Not Justin.

LULZ

[Pierre Elliott Trudeau (Parody) @PETrudeauParody]

If you're watching the Eclipse today, for your safety, always social distance.

It can be very dangerous to be within 6 feet of the sun.

[Pierre Elliott Trudeau (Parody) @PETrudeauParody]

If you're watching the Eclipse today, for your safety, always social distance.

It can be very dangerous to be within 6 feet of the sun.

[Pierre Elliott Trudeau (Parody) @PETrudeauParody]

Why do we even need farms if we have grocery stores?

[Pierre Elliott Trudeau (Parody) @PETrudeauParody]

I'm almost at 420,000 followers.

Next 415,000+ followers will receive a piece of my mind.

[Pierre Elliott Trudeau (Parody) @PETrudeauParody]

Why do we even need farms if we have grocery stores?