P.F. Wilson

Writer. Podcaster. Trivia Master. Host of PF's Tape Recorder Comedy Podcast. I'VE been published on the Internet

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Dear @MLBTV, Y’all need stop putting the phrase “no blackouts” in ads for your packages, because CLEARLY there are. Like right now, for instance

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What a dick...

[Reuters @Reuters]

Republican mayoral candidate Curtis Sliwa, warned New York mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani after his historic win, saying 'if you try to implement socialism... we are mobilizing,' vowing to be his 'worst nightmare' https://t.co/3N3rMpwbCO

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Hope Trump RX goes better than Trump Casinos, Trump Steaks, Trump University, Trump Mortgage, Trump Shuttle, Trump Magazine, The New Jersey Generals...

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Interesting bit of history about the Minnesota Vikings. https://t.co/HCN1hskmrb

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RE: Shane Gillis ESPYs. Look, if you're going to make a racist joke, knock yourself out. But at least make it funny. Fucking hack. Oh, isn't it great, he's SO not woke. Twat. PUNCHLINE > SET-UP It's simple formula.

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A review of @OfficialOMD at the House of Blues in Cleveland https://t.co/sqkmD4ZfLP

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@BigKahunaJoe @ChristHospital That's messed up, dude. Yeah, there's nothing wrong with our healthcare system. Not very Christ-like are they? Remember when Jesus put debtors into collections?😂

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@RMcElhenney Louis DePalma is THE GREATEST TV character EVER!!!

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@mjfree I’m sure it will be fine 😳

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@jimmy_dore If it weren’t for vaccines, you’d fucking have polio. Jesus Christ…

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@mondaypunday Not sure that’s accurate…🤔

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@roywoodjr 4-6. After I failed to get her into Star Trek, lol. Also, if I’m being honest, you really only need IV and V 😕

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(Dumb) Opinion: Trump isn't Mussolini. Virtue signaling about fascism shows liberals' ignorance. https://t.co/msIRSOqbqp via @usatoday He LITERALLY tried to overturn a free and fair election last time and kill his vice president. But, yeah, nothing to be concerned about.

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The folks who tell us Trump is just a guy who posts mean tweets sometimes, can't handle the monologue on a comedy show. That checks out 😂

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@jimmy_dore I'm not getting the "targeted" bit. It seems they're just asking for clarification. No one is better informed or better researched than you. You should be able to get this lot sorted easily, I reckon.

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@FixedAirHeather OMG, SAME!!!

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.@fluffyguy I was substitute teaching second graders and we were doing vocabulary. I asked, "does anyone know what 'fluffy' means, and a boy raises his hand and says, 'Gabe Iglesias'!"

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@ATRightMovies The Lonely Guy

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Wasn't Obama supposed to socialize us? He had eight fucking years, and no socialism. Biden had four-- no socialism. Yeah, but please vote for the guy that tried to overthrow the government and kill his VP. Excellent plan.

[Glenn Beck @glennbeck]

If we lose this election, I truly believe we’ve lost the country. America will still exist, but under a socialist Harris/Walz administration, we may not make it as a constitutional republic to 2026. If they could throw @elonmusk and @realDonaldTrump in jail, they would. If they could silence our free speech like in the EU or UK, they would. This is our Chavez moment, America.

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OMG--- literally laughed out loud!

[Sean Corcoran @seacorc]

Here’s Kirk Cameron teaching kids about ‘bananas’