Welcome to my Twitter. My name is Michael. I'm assigned by @PFF to analyze the AFC North. I got where am thanks to my history of CS-based algorithmic analysis. Additionally, I learned everything I know about the industry from my colleague @harrisonpkent.
BREAKING: #Steelers 1st rd draft pick Max Iheanachor announces to media that he will refuse to play in Pittsburgh, a la Eli Manning. He's seemingly insulted after the publicization that he wasn't wanted in leiu of Makai Lemon.
BREAKING: #Ravens are considering promoting former player and DC Zach Orr to their now vacant HC position. My sources say that the mood from Bisciotti is overall positive and appreciated the defensive unit this season.
@PittsburghSport@joshmcfb Don't bother conversing with that animal. He's harassed Kaboly before as well, and PIT media members have added him to the known retarded twitter bot list.
Disaster in the works for Pittsburgh: First round DT Derrick Harmon has announced on social media he must undergo surgery for his shoulder, and may miss his rookie season. #Steelers#NFL
An early contender for the favorite to land DK Metcalf: The Baltimore Ravens. Multiple team sources have reached out to me and expressed EDC has already begun drafting a deal to lure him to Maryland. #Ravens
Rookie WR XQR rankings through 7 weeks:
1.) Jordan Addison #SKOL(6.182)
2.) Puka Nacua #RamsHouse (4.884)
3.) Jaxon Smith-Njigba #Seahawks (4.613)
A great year for the wideout position already.
Finally caught up to #Ravens S Kyle Hamilton who had this to say about the offense today:
"They were awful. We had them beat and they won. When our offense does this sh!t every year, I keep feeling bad for our guys on offense. They deserve better at QB, or coach, or whatever."
@KPPP_8 @PPP_Christian @stillanation I can personally vouch for him. He helped me with the logistical side of developing the Lehmann-Mimico STLPRCS NFL evaluation algorithm.
@CasperFromTheP @unbiaseddumbass Apologies, it seems you misunderstood. Allow me to clarify... Compare the stats put forth by various all-time great Wide Receivers during their 6 best years - their "prime" - with Antonio Brown's. I daresay no athlete ventures into the realm of dominance put forth by AB.