Probabilitⓨ (33.3%)

Literally only created this account to get into the @DeGodsNFT presale.

[Adelita Grijalva @AdelitaForAZ]

And still waiting…

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

An ICE agent arrested for drunk driving with his kids in the car tries to stop the arrest by racially profiling the officers (“Are you Haitian?”)

These are the agents Stephen Miller & Kristi Noem are hiring to carry out their cruel immigration policies

[Michael Steele @MichaelSteele]

Dude, get a grip! Stop your juvenile whataboutism. First these are grown-ass men, not college students. 2nd, the voters in Va. will hold Jay accountable for his words as they should. 3rd, you're Vice President of the United States, who are you accountable to when you make lame excuses for misogyny and racism? You think "rape is epic"?! How many "watermelon people" do you know? Do you "love Hitler" (your thoughts about Trump notwithstanding)?

[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

THE WHITE HOUSE HUSTLE CORP. HAS RELEASED A NEW WATCH COLLECTION: "THE TRUMP-EPSTEIN ISLANDER." THE SAME TIMEPIECE WAS GIFTED TO JEFFREY BY DONNY TO HONOR THEIR ILLICIT (MANY SAY "BEAUTIFUL") LOVE. THE WATCHES WILL BE RELEASED IN CONJUNCTION WITH THE EPSTEIN FILES ON 11/18/NEVER.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

If you're the Qatari royal family worth $335 billion, Trump gives you an Air Force facility in Idaho.

If you're the President of Argentina, Trump gives you a $20 billion bailout.

If you're an American whose health care premiums are about to double? Tough luck.

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Speaker Johnson: "People’s faith in the government is at an all time low"

Republicans control all 3 branches of the government.

[Michael Steele @MichaelSteele]

When you’re just done with the bullsh!t…

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

Chaos erupted at a DeSantis event when a protester screamed:

“Is that your fcking legacy? You bow down to a fcking pedophile! You’re a f*cking pedophile!”

The Epstein fallout isn’t fading.

It’s detonating and DeSantis just got dragged into the blast radius.

[Right Angle News Network @Rightanglenews]

BREAKING - FBI Director Kash Patel has just revealed that nearly 5% of Chicago’s 2.5 million residents, approximately 110,000 people, are active gang members.

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

Woah. Pam Bondi was asked if she had seen the photos of Trump with half naked women that Epstein allegedly showed someone and she went silent. No response. No answer. This should concern everyone.

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Trump: “War-ravaged” Portland is “burning to the ground.”

Portland last night:

[TheSidewalkSchool @SidewalkSchool]

ICE just coldly shot an unarmed PRIEST in the head w a pepper ball when he (and everyone around him) clearly posed no threat. Source: John Pfaff

[Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @AdamKinzinger]

You’ve gotta be joking

[MC Squared @mcsquared34]

Gestapo assaulting unarmed clergymen Chicago October 2025

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

@GregAbbott_TX Houston has 10X the murders of SF.

Dallas’ murder rate is nearly DOUBLE LA’s.

Texas’ homicide rate overall is 39% HIGHER than California’s.

Would focus on your lawless state, Greg, before sending troops to ours.

[Joe Walsh @WalshFreedom]

They all laugh at him. Not with him, AT him. Everyone around the world laughs at him.