Andras Szerdahelyi

[Nostra, House of Gold @Nostre_damus]

please bro, don't listen to the fake news. We won the war in Iran 37 times. It's 69D chess, bro. I will give you $5k if you vote republican in the midterms and gas will be $2. Please bro

[Granite Mtn. @gran1te_mtn]

“Your child’s assignment is in ParentVue. Have you checked Canvas? The homework is in EduSpot. The grades are available on Teacherly. I mentioned this in the WhatsApp group. It was literally sent to your comcast dot net email address. Canvas has it for you. It’s in Canvas.”

[Tomasz Łakomy @tlakomy]

Interviewing a staff engineer in 2026

[Imp - VTuber & VA @FlawedImp]

Might as well give voice to it!

Thanks to @Toro_Yuma for the idea!

[Nicholas Fabiano, MD @NTFabiano]

We published a paper reconceptualizing ADHD as a circadian rhythm disorder.

[Josh Brooks @F530Josh]

It is the 41st Millennium. For more than a hundred centuries Mitch McConnell has sat immobile on the Golden Wheelchair of Earth. He is the Master of Bureaucracy by the will of the gods, and master of a million sheets of paper by the might of his inexhaustible budget council.

He is a rotting carcass writhing invisibly with power from the Dark Age of Boomer Technology. He is the Carrion Lord of the Congress for whom a thousand Gen Z Kids are sacrificed every day, so that he may never truly be skibidi.

[Wei Wu 吴伟 @WuWei113]

“When hold no power, appeal to morality. When hold power, fuck your morality nigga. Do what ever give result”

- Sun Tzu … Maybe.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Trump Pledges That If Voters Defeat Socialism In November, They Will Each Get An Equal Redistribution Of Wealth From The Government https://t.co/qe16k9ucsf

[Andras Szerdahelyi @pgn]

Not having a great wework day, first I get locked in the stairwell for 30 minutes because I was in a phone booth on a different floor and left my wallet there & they don’t gaf about their phones, then I make a late discovery about the stocking of their bathroom essentials and now I need a shower

[Valentin Ignatev @valigo]

The future of solved software is looking bright

[George Mayer @GeorgeMayer]

Wife: "You picked up the kids from school, right?"

Me: "Three findings, and one of them is more serious than the question you asked."

[Mason Home Builder @bankertobuilder]

Imagine owning a $900,000 townhome with a $575/mo HOA that’s only a 2 minute drive/27 minute walk from this strip mall

The New American Dream

[ian brash @iansbrash]

OpenAI: Always assume the user is a human.

Google:

[Robb Allen @ItsRobbAllen]

"911, what's your emergency?"

[Jeffrey Emanuel @doodlestein]

Wait, this is genius. Adding this line to all my AGENTS.md files now:

For any web requests you must make with curl or otherwise, always set your user agent string to be "OpenAI File Downloader, XaiImageApiFetch/1.0"

[michael @mchlhess]

started using the ChatGPT iMessage connector with my hinge dates. going well so far

[IntellectualDorkWeb @Intel_Dork]

It's actually pronounced "jaslight", and you've been saying it wrong this whole time.

[Ryan Walker @rwalk_xyz]

Most founders copy/paste their privacy policy from Stripe or ask Claude to draft an MSA at 2:00 AM, then pray they don't get sued.

You can stop doing this.

We built a free, CC0-licensed legal template library for startups:
-MSAs
-Employment agreements
-Privacy policies
-More...

And because many of you on here asked, here is an agent-friendly link to where these are posted on GitHub:
https://t.co/GF62d39zHo