Peter Schaub

Stay-at-home dad. Occasional writer and boardgame designer. Goofy looking. Associate Editor at The Abbey Review. He/Him.

[Peter Schaub @PGSchaub]

Hey, friends. I did a thing.
Check out my brother's podcast, on which I guest starred.
Silliness ensues.
https://t.co/LXSjvgRm1j

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@Tom_Rowsell

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@nickel8232001 Her meteorologist/meaty urologist one is gold too

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@ElenaWicker PRC-E-7 was always a good one

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@premierleague Sammy Ameobi. Just 'cause it's so much fun to say

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@MusingDave @waitmanb Nope

[Sgt Joker @TheSGTJoker]

Pretty obvious that I sacrificed my youth and my friends sacrificed their lives for a lot of Americans who are truly and unequivocally unworthy of those sacrifices.

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@baddestmamajama Chai spice snickerdoodles, please

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

my work calendar completely packed this week

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@ambernoelle Is formaldehyde part of his skincare regimen?

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@BxPersonified I would trust Sweetums with my life, but not my candy

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Oorah

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@fiImgal

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@TheLOTRMemes All I want is a Mount & Blade style game set in LOTR

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@NoContextBrits

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@mehdirhasan Leopards. Faces. Etc.

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"It was December of '69"

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@north0fnorth Turn up the Chicago of your collection with Alkaline Trio and Lucky Boys Confusion

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@ambernoelle Those will never be as creepy as grandma's porcelain doll collection watching you sleep

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@MichaelShurkin @waitmanb Sure, my life and the lives of my friends were merely a "corporate" responsibility. Still never deliberately targeted civilians. Get fucked, ghoul