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[PaigeGlidden @PGliddy]

I just told my husband that I had to shower before him because he leaves the inside of the shower too wet.

[PaigeGlidden @PGliddy]

Finally! My days of having to decide between a cap and a side pony are behind me.

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[PaigeGlidden @PGliddy]

The staff is on you in a millisecond if you dare try to take a pic or phone call, but apparently aren’t quite as eagle-eyed when someone whips out a fucking handgun?

#SohoHouse #dontshoot

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[PaigeGlidden @PGliddy]

@I_said_Uhh Mindy crawled, so Paige could walk so Chris could bounce.

[PaigeGlidden @PGliddy]

@DebbiesMole2 Preach!

[PaigeGlidden @PGliddy]

@cult_urama No, I knew she was was Qlusional when she literally creating conspiracy theories about Chris.

#mafs #MAFSBoston #MarriedAtFirstSight #MarriedAtFirstSightBoston

[PaigeGlidden @PGliddy]

@RilkeHousewives Olajuwon’s house looks like it was decorated by the last person chosen for a small town’s middle aged book club.

#mafs #MAFSBoston #MarriedAtFirstSight #MarriedAtFirstSightBoston

[PaigeGlidden @PGliddy]

My heart rate is so high right now my watch just asked if it should start recording my workout. #chiefsvsbills

[PaigeGlidden @PGliddy]

@jason_fox Cheddar Peppers > Cheddar Bites

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For Once In My Life @Sen_JoeManchin and @SenatorSinema Sign, Seal and Deliver!

[Stevie Wonder @StevieWonder]

Why *won't* you, Senators?

[PaigeGlidden @PGliddy]

Kim is so effing toxic! She has to make everything about her. When she wants to become a religious recluse, her kids are forced to fall in line. Now that Moriah has a gig, suddenly Kim wants to go to a bar. #welcometoplathville

[PaigeGlidden @PGliddy]

@sIicksista

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@madw @MxKantEven This is such a great tool!

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@SterlingRose62 @k1k2lee Ding! Ding! Ding!

[PaigeGlidden @PGliddy]

Tell me you’re middle-aged without telling me you’re middle-aged.
I’ll go first.
We just purchased some new dining room chairs and I swear to Gaga I have a whole new lease on life.

[PaigeGlidden @PGliddy]

If you’re ever trying to eliminate me from a competition, ensure that one of the challenges is “Make yourself an appropriately sized salad for lunch.”

[PaigeGlidden @PGliddy]

@Sarahmoses333 @realityfun2 I don’t disagree that Jacob’s insecurities in the beginning were a setback; but he admitted his error, shared how his past manifested that belief, and apologized. Haley deals w/ her insecurities by making little digs at Jacob and throwing him under the bus every chance she gets.

[PaigeGlidden @PGliddy]

@Candiii221 One hundred percent agree, but Haley also lied to her mom about the situation. Jacob never asked for the bracelet back.

[PaigeGlidden @PGliddy]

Yeah, it was a rough day.
Yeah, I got a little bit drunk at the grocery store.

[PaigeGlidden @PGliddy]

Do you step out of the shower and think, “That one was especially good”?